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Stalin Rap to Hitler and Mao
送交者: jingchen 2018年06月11日22:29:52 于 [海 二 代] 发送悄悄话

Stalin Rap to Hitler and Mao


老三的历史课作业


Hey Hitler 

I got some words for ya


You thought that I wouldn't get along with Britain 

But we splittin up your regiments like long division

I hate to say it, but you made the wrong decision

Stepping up to the eminem of communism


I put the lit in politburo, all my boys are in there so 

-After Lenin died, I took out every foe 

-I be acting like the kids on their insta post

Start a fight with me and I’ll delete you from my pictures bro


war in the winter? You a dumb nazi

Or maybe you're just blind, maybe you can not see

Maybe you're just jealous cuz

All the hotties want me

Pickin up the chicks like I picked up Trotsky


--Your army is a marching disaster

Are those your soldiers they look more like dancers

I'll show no mercy though you broke our pact first

when I send them back, they'll look more like bratwurst


--I got Russia to it’s first A bomb

US ain’t the only with nukes now, game on

Running with an iron fist call me man of steel son

-Funny how I own the banks I used to steal from


Tryna take Stalingrad, you must be delirious

Get your soldiers home before I send you to Siberia

I was just playing scorched earth, now I’m serious

Call yourselves Germany  you're nothing but bacteria




Hey Mao

I got some words for ya as well


My power don’t stop at the soviet bloc now. 

I’ll hold onto Asia I won’t let them opt out

-No more vodka but I'm still taking shots now

This Georgian in Moscow makes Georgie say wocao


--yall are looking at the man who carved a

superpower outta nothing but a land of farmers

--You promised land to your peasant partners

But you gave them peanuts, Yeah call you Carver


-your great leap forward was probably

The greatest leap backward in all of your policies

Copying my five year plan, well honestly

Mao, you’re nothin but a little Stalin wannabe


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