Stalin Rap to Hitler and Mao

老三的歷史課作業

Hey Hitler 

I got some words for ya

You thought that I wouldn't get along with Britain 

But we splittin up your regiments like long division

I hate to say it, but you made the wrong decision

Stepping up to the eminem of communism

I put the lit in politburo, all my boys are in there so 

-After Lenin died, I took out every foe 

-I be acting like the kids on their insta post

Start a fight with me and I’ll delete you from my pictures bro

war in the winter? You a dumb nazi

Or maybe you're just blind, maybe you can not see

Maybe you're just jealous cuz

All the hotties want me

Pickin up the chicks like I picked up Trotsky

--Your army is a marching disaster

Are those your soldiers they look more like dancers

I'll show no mercy though you broke our pact first

when I send them back, they'll look more like bratwurst

--I got Russia to it’s first A bomb

US ain’t the only with nukes now, game on

Running with an iron fist call me man of steel son

-Funny how I own the banks I used to steal from

Tryna take Stalingrad, you must be delirious

Get your soldiers home before I send you to Siberia

I was just playing scorched earth, now I’m serious

Call yourselves Germany  you're nothing but bacteria

Hey Mao

I got some words for ya as well

My power don’t stop at the soviet bloc now. 

I’ll hold onto Asia I won’t let them opt out

-No more vodka but I'm still taking shots now

This Georgian in Moscow makes Georgie say wocao

--yall are looking at the man who carved a

superpower outta nothing but a land of farmers

--You promised land to your peasant partners

But you gave them peanuts, Yeah call you Carver

-your great leap forward was probably

The greatest leap backward in all of your policies

Copying my five year plan, well honestly

Mao, you’re nothin but a little Stalin wannabe