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转贴:洋笑话:爱丈夫学习班
送交者: 求真知 2014年11月11日23:33:29 于 [笑林之声] 发送悄悄话

(洋笑话:爱丈夫学习班)


A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

 
All the women raised their hands.
 
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
 
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
 
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
Then, the women were then told to exchange phones with another person,
and to read aloud the text message they received, in response.
 
Here are some of the replies:
 
(I think some are hilarious...if you have been married for quite a while, a sign of true love...
 Like who else would you reply to in such a succinct and honest way. )
 
 
1. Who the heck is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
 
3. Yeh, and I love you too. What's up with you?
 
4. What now? Did you crash the car again? 
 
5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What did you do now?
 
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will get hurt.

11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she???

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