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"Hello,doctor, was my operation a success?" "Sorry mate, my name's Saint Peter." (“适所施疗或可痊我?祈太医明告。”“歉哉!吾非太医,圣彼得也。”)
2: "What is a cow after it is five years old?" "I don't know." "Six years old." (“牛五岁将何变?”“不知也。”“六岁矣。”)
3: Did you hear about the glowworm that died trying to make love to a lighted cigar? (传萤火之虫有争交初燃卷艾而毙者,亦事之奇尔。)
4: Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. (事既可翌,莫争今朝。)
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