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送交者: 求真知 2020年06月04日13:13:15 於 [笑林之聲] 發送悄悄話

In praise of Women Who Read.

 

One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out since it is such a beautiful day.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her  book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, " Good  morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies , (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.  "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment.  I'll have to write you up a ticket. 
"For reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area ,” he informs her again ."
"But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
" Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman."
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden .
"That's true, but you have all the equipment.  For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed.
 
MORAL:

Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Send this to four women who are thinkers. If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.
Sure God created man before woman.

But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece 


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