男女对白,搞笑情诗一首

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一.男方对白: 

1.简化白话版:

电你你不睬,思你你悠哉 ,梦你你何在?离你你方来.

 2.白话版:

你说你爱我,但我写信给你时,你却不理睬 ;

你说你爱我,但我在单思你时,你却悠然自在 ;

你说你爱我,但我在睡梦中思念你时,你人何在 ?

你说你爱我,当我离你而去时,为何你方姗姗迟来 ?

3.中译英版:

You say that you love me, when I write to you, but you do not ignore;

You say that you love me, when I miss you, but you are at ease;

You say that you love me, when I miss you in my sleep, where  you are?

You say that you love me, when I leave you, why you just slowly late?

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二.女方对白 : 

1.简化白话版:

慕你你独彩,念你你吃斋, 梦你你哪在? 弃你你却赖.

2.白话版:

你说你爱我,但我发信给你时,你却在女孩那边大放光彩 ;

你说你爱我,但我在想念你时,你却在那边念佛吃斋 ;

你说你爱我,但我在晚上时想你时,你人哪在 ?

你说你爱我,当我离你而去时,为何你还赖 ?

3.中译英版:

You say that you love me, when I write to you, but you are shine in the side of girls; 

You say that you love me, when I miss you, but you are vegetarian and Buddhist sutras in the side;           

You say that you love me, when I fancy you at night, where you are? 

You say that you love me, when I leave you, why you said I was wrong?

附注:

1.欢迎译成各种版本!大家一起为新年来助兴!

2.那位中译英高手光临,敬请校正.不才先谢过.