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美国人都在哪里?
送交者: 艺萌 2013年05月20日04:50:10 于 [笑林之声] 发送悄悄话
一个俄罗斯的美国新移民刚刚到达在纽约市。
    走在大街看到第一个人,叫他停下来:“谢谢先生,美国来到这个国家, 住房,食品券免费医疗,免费教育
    路人你错了,我是一个墨西哥人
    男人继续往前走遇到另一个路人 “谢谢你,在美国这样一个美丽的国家
    该人士说,“我不是美国人,我的越南人
    这位新移民再往前走看到旁边的人,停下来握着他的手,“谢谢你,精彩美国
    那人他的手抽出来说,
    “我来自中东我不是美国人。”
    终于看到了漂亮的小姐“你是美国人吗?”
    说,“不,我来自非洲
    不解的,他问她,美国人都在哪里?”
    非洲女士查看了一下手表,

    “大概都在工作“



A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States .
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from Middle East . I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says,
"Probably at work."


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