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老冬兒:你以為我是智障?
送交者: 老冬兒 2012年07月15日11:36:21 於 [笑林之聲] 發送悄悄話

 

你以為我是智障?

 

幾周前收到家住法國的大學同學麗的求救電子郵件如下:

     你好嗎?我們全家在西班牙的馬德里度假,不幸的是,我們在我們下榻的飯店的公園被搶劫,所有的現金,手機和信用卡都被盜了。幸運的是,我們的護照還在。

     我們已經報告了大使館和這裡的警察,但沒有得到他們任何幫助。我們的航班明天離開,飯店經理要我們付了酒店賬單才會讓我們離開。我真的很需要你的財政援助,請讓我知道你能幫助我們嗎?

我將等待您的來信。

謝謝你!

原 文: How are you doing? I and my family came over to Madrid(Spain) for a short vacation. unfortunately,we were mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed,all cash, cell phones and credit card were stolen off us but luckily for us we still have our passports with us.
We've been to the Embassy and the Police here but they're not helping issues at all and our flight leaves tomorrow but we're having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won't let us leave until we settle the bills. Please I really need your financial assistance..Please, Let me know if you can help us out?
I will be waiting to hear from you.
Thanks,
Li

 

    我的第一感覺就是這是假的。但又一想,萬一是真的怎麼辦? 於是回信詢問麗所在的旅館的電話號碼,我好通話證實很快(一小時左右)又收到了"她"的回信,讓我給"她"寄去1950 歐元。閉口不提旅館的電話號碼。

 

回 信原文:I'm glad you responded back to my message and you are willing to help, We need a financial assistance of (€1,950 Euro),but anything you could assist with now will be helpful... sorry we never informed you before leaving for Spain. I was extremely happy when i saw your mail, please bear in mind that I'll facilitate your reimbursement as soon as we get home,  the fastest and safest means you can get money to me is via western union as it takes only few minutes for the money to get across to me, below is all you need in sending the money via western union.

Name: Nathalie Ding

Location: Calle Gran Via 61 6th Floor Madrid, 28013, Madrid, Spain

 

Please as soon as you are done with the transfer, kindly get back to me with the confirmation number(MTCN) and other transfer details, Let me know if you are heading to the Western Union outlet now. I will be waiting to hear from you.

Thanks,

Li

    讀了後我確信是遇上騙子了,咱立馬玩心大起,回了一行字:

      Do you think I am retarded? (你以為我是智障?)

打完字後,想象對方讀到這句話時的表情,自己忍不住哈哈大笑。

......這之後就再也沒有聽到消息了。

  

當天晚上,麗的郵件來了(這次真是麗的信件),她告訴我她的雅虎郵箱不知為何突然進不去了,在雅虎的幫助下重新修改了密碼才進去,但裡面的所有東西都空了。她們全家確實剛去了馬德里度假,估計是在那兒上網被黑客侵入。

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據說在公共地方上網,用GOOGLE的GMAIL要比用YAHOO信箱安全,不知是否屬實。做IT的朋友或許可以指點一二。



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