樓下有網友貼出兩個巨笑的笑話如下。我也瞎編一個跟在後面。

語文

老師要求孩子用‘皺紋’造句。
孩子：我爸爸的蛋上布滿了皺紋。
老師怒問家長怎麼回事？並語重心長的勸告：不要把什麼東西都讓孩子看見。
爸爸結果考試卷子一看，說：這孩子從小粗心，又寫掉了一個字。
老師問：什麼字？
爸爸：臉

算術
A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a xxxx is seven. Three plus six, the son of a xxxx is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
So the angry mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "But... are you teaching them to say 'three plus six, the son of a xxxx is nine?'"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she explained, "Actually, what I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

跟一個

一個小男孩正在做算術家庭作業。
他自言自語道：“二乘以五，他媽個雞是十。三乘以六，他媽個雞是十八。”
他媽媽聽到後很吃驚：“你在幹什麼？”
小男孩回答說：“我在做算術作業呢，媽。”
"老師就是這樣教你們的嗎？”媽媽問。
“對。” 他回答道。
於是憤怒的母親第二天問老師：“你教我兒子算術你都教了些什麼？”
老師回答說：“現在我們正在學乘法。”
這位媽媽問，“但是，你是不是教他們說，三乘以六，他媽個雞是十八？”
老師終於停住笑後，解釋道：“事實上，我教的是，二乘以二，他們的積，是四。”