> >After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a
> >cigarette from his jeans
> >and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she
> >had one at hand.
> >"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
> >
> >He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches
> >sitting neatly on top of a
> >framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.
> >
> >"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
> >
> >"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
> >
> >"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
> >
> >"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
> >
> >"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
> >
> >Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."