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送交者: 排骨 2002年01月19日05:27:09 于 [笑林之声] 发送悄悄话 |
People Really Said These Things In Court Q: What is your date of birth? Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to? Q: How old is your son -- the one living with you. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult? Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? Q: She had three children, right? Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? Q: How was your first marriage terminated? Q: Can you describe the individual? Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your ttorney? Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? |
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