卢浮宫“高雅”的梁上君子

“No Money to buy the Gas”

近几天万维网的气氛似乎比往常沉重的多，把人们心情搞得有点儿忧闷的。让这帖子给您放松一点儿吧！再说呢，面对天高油价，也许你看了这也会有会心的微笑吧。周末愉快！

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. 

After careful planning, he got past extensive security,

removed the paintings, and made it safely outside to his getaway van.

But he was captured only two blocks away

when his van ran out of gas.

Asked how he could mastermind such a crime

and yet make such a faux pas, he replied,

”Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.”

“I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh.

See if you have De Gaulle to send

me to jail.

I did it because I figured

I had nothing Toulouse.”

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