Nanjing—Ever Cry, Never Life(南京—话别无长夜) |
送交者: 天边的红霞 2020年07月31日13:40:34 于 [五 味 斋] 发送悄悄话 |
2019-07-25 ("Night Revels of Han Xizai" by the Southern Tang Painter Hongzhong Gu 南唐画家顾闳中·《韩熙载夜宴图》) 【Aiden in English】 There are two types of people. Normal people and people who take dumps on a plane. Like who takes dumps on a plane? A firetruck on fire is just a firetruck. I'm a terrible comforter. You know those people that somehow find a way to drag you out of dark places and into the light? Yeah, well I'm not one of them. Example. I saw a kid crying in the park. There was ice cream on the floor, so I thought he dropped it. I walk up to the kid and ask him why he is crying. He says his mother left him. I went "oh shit" and gave him a hug. He seemed like he needed it. I called the cops and told him it would be ok. And for some reason, I felt the urge to point at his ice cream. One of these days, I want to put up a big brick wall at the bottom of one of those mall escalators and see how people would react. 【红霞译文】 世上有两种人。 常人与带着没用的玩意上飞机的人。 谁吃饱了撑的带没用的玩意上飞机呢? 着火的消防车本身就是救火车。 我嘴特笨,你知道有本事带你从黑暗走进光明的人都能说贴心话吗?没错,我不会安慰别人,有例为证。 公园里我看见一个小孩正在伤心落泪,地上有冰激凌,于是便下意识认为他掉了冰激凌。我走上前去询问为啥哭泣,他说妈妈丢下自己不管。 “天哪,太不像话”,我一边同情一边拥抱小家伙,他好像找到慰藉似的。我连忙打电话告诉警察他没事,不知什么原因,心里总觉得这事跟冰激凌有关。 没准哪一天我想在商场自动扶梯下面堆起大砖墙,看一看大家会有什么反应。 Today in History(历史上的今天): 2014: YMCA Camp—Outdoor Pool-3(基督教青年会营户外戏水池之三) Crosslink(相关博文): |
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