When that naked Greek torch came to China, many stupids greeted it as "holy olympic fire". However, China greeted this naked omen with a huge Earth Quake. After that, that stupid fire snaked its way up to where it was supposed to be in unholy silence, only to be over awed by the "Light from the East"! Historians defer to Shen Shixing's verse as evidence:

夷狄烧火棍

赤裸甚不尊

入我中国门

衣冠要归顺