Emperor X is quite a piece of work, widely known for his love of big things that make little sense.

Today, Emperor X turns on a charm offensive, as American media put it, greeting President Biden, former President Trump, Bill Gates, Tim Cook, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Warren Buffett, Mark Zuckerberg, and other world-class big shots. Instantly, Beijing becomes the Global Capital, as Chinese media put it.

Like flies on the wall, President Biden and his fellow visitors remain quiet, taking notes while listening to Emperor X, who drones on about his empire of grandeur...

Breaking news! "Reporting live from the Oval Office: The real Biden is laughing out loud, having pulled off the Prank of the Century, thanks to all those A.I. lookalikes paying homage to Emperor X. Believe it or not, the sitting president's popularity shoots through the roof, according to his re-election campaign spokesperson."

Author: renqiulan