棒球 不成文的规则

1 Never put the tying or go-ahead run on base.
没事谁想放人上垒啊?

2 Play for the tie at home, go for the victory on the road.
咋跟足球正好相反?

3 Don't hit and run with an 0-2 count.
规定了再打, 那还叫游击队?

4 Don't play the infield in early in the game.
刚开场人都有劲,打得远, IN 也没用.

5 Never make the first or third out at third.
那就到本垒被杀

6 Never steal when you're two or more runs down.
两分就放心啦?

7 Don't steal when you're well ahead.
都想着回家, 谁还有劲跑?

8 Don't steal third with two outs.
那不正是梁羽生常说的敌人意想不到的方位?

9 Don't bunt for a hit when you need a sacrifice.
能碰到场内就不错了, 哪有许多讲究.

10 Never throw behind the runner.
要在他前面还用扔?

11 Left and right fielders concede everything to center fielder.
那他不累死?

12 Never give up a home run on an 0-2 count.
其他时候随便给本垒打.

13 Never let the score influence the way you manage.
凡是先发投手, 不管丢几分, 不到5局不下来. 大比分领先落后也不换替补.

14 Don't go against the percentages.
那就专门用左手投给右手, 右手投给左手.

15 Take a strike when your club is behind in a ballgame.
领先就可以胡乱挥棒啦

16 Leadoff hitter must be a base stealer. Designated hitter must be a power hitter.
跟没说差不多.

17 Never give an intentional walk if first base is occupied.
如果007打击, 想保送也要装一装

18 With runners in scoring position and first base open, walk the number eight hitter to get to the pitcher.
对方是BABE RUTH在投球啊!

19 In rundown situations, always run the runner back toward the base from which he came.
干脆谁也不跑, 站在那, 看跑垒的夹在中间咋办.

20 If you play for one run, that's all you'll get.
赢一分不算赢, 只算好运.

21 Don't bunt with a power hitter up.
他今天没带药罐

22 Don't take the bat out of your best hitter's hands by sacrificing in front of him.
立功的机会也要让点给别人

23 Only use your bullpen stopper in late-inning situations.
用早了还叫CLOSER?

24 Don't use your stopper in a tie game - only when you're ahead.
那时他心不在焉, 多半输球.

25 Hit behind the runner at first.
最好不要一垒有人, 动不动就双杀.

26 If one of your players gets knocked down by a pitch, retaliate.
好汉吃不得眼前亏

27 Hit the ball where it's pitched.
球不在, 还打啥?

28 A manager should remain detached from his players.
他要穿不一样的衣服不就好认了?

29 Never mention a no-hitter while it's in progress.
说不得说不得

30 With a right-hander on the mound, don't walk a right-handed hitter to pitch to a left-handed hitter.
不会换人吗? 且和第14条矛盾.

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这种另解的咚咚还是要大汗或稀饭来写好玩.