最近一次回國，發現中國的確變化很大，最大的變化就是英文隨處可見，很多標記不僅有中文，還有英文。可是很多英文讓人啼笑皆非。

這是我記下的幾個公共場所的英文翻譯，請大家猜一猜中文的原文是什麼：

1. Dumpling stuffed with the ovary and digestive glands of a crab.

2. Happy to come to eat the shop.

3. Acid food.

4. Complicated cake.

5. Carefully fall to the river.

6. Help oneself Terminating Machine

7. Enterness

8. Here you can getticketsius the fore getting on bus.

9.This WC is free of washing, Please leave off after pissing or shitting.

哈哈哈哈.....