最近一次回国，发现中国的确变化很大，最大的变化就是英文随处可见，很多标记不仅有中文，还有英文。可是很多英文让人啼笑皆非。

这是我记下的几个公共场所的英文翻译，请大家猜一猜中文的原文是什么：

1. Dumpling stuffed with the ovary and digestive glands of a crab.

2. Happy to come to eat the shop.

3. Acid food.

4. Complicated cake.

5. Carefully fall to the river.

6. Help oneself Terminating Machine

7. Enterness

8. Here you can getticketsius the fore getting on bus.

9.This WC is free of washing, Please leave off after pissing or shitting.

哈哈哈哈.....