Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love aninals.They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们都很好吃。

Save water.Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor.But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

Behind every scccessful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功的男人背后，都有两个。

Every man should marry.After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚 ，幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.
聪明人都是未婚的，已婚的人很难再聪明起来。

Never put off the work,till tomorrow what you can put off thday.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

Love is photoenic.It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

"your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed anybody."Byt why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡！不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me!"I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶！尤其是看着别人工作。

God made relatives,Thank God we can choose our friends.
上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在择友方面他给你留了余地。

When two's company,three's the result!
两个人的关系是不稳定的，三个人才稳定！

A dress is like a barbed fence.It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就像铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情观看。

The more you learn,the more you know,the more you know,the more you forget.The more you froget,the less you know.So why bother to learn.
你学得越多，知道得越多。知道得越多，忘记得越多。忘记得越多，知道得越少，为什么学来着？