*All in song*

小腹: Wow! You didn't miss a shot, 小福! You're the greatest hunter in the whole world!
小福: I know!
小腹: Huh. No beast alive stands a chance against you...and no girl for that matter!
小福: It's true,小腹, and I've got my sights set on that one!(point to 小讨)
小腹: The inventor's daughter?
小福: She's the one! The lucky girl I'm going to marry.
小腹: But she'strange...
小福: The most beautiful girl in town.
小腹: I know--
小福: And that makes her the best. And don't I deserve the best?
小腹: Well of course, I mean you do, but I mean she's really stra...

小福:

Right from the moment when I met her, saw her
I said she's gorgeous and I fell
Here in town there's only she (小讨 walks by and away)
Who is beautiful as me
So I'm making plans to woo and marry 小讨

沈天飞: Look there he goes, isn't he dreamy
Monsieur 小福, oh he's so cute
Be still my heart, I'm hardly breathing
He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute

小福: Just watch I'm going to make 小讨 my wife!

...

(小福 walks off, dejected, and the focus returns to the cottage. 小讨 pokes
her head out the door.)

小讨: (To the chickens) Is he gone? Can you imagine, he asked me to
marry him. Me, the wife of that boorish, brainless...
Madame 小福, can't you just see it
Madame 小福, his little wife
Not sir, not me, I guarantee it
I want much more than this provincial life...
(小讨 walks into the pen and feeds the animals, then runs off singing into an
open field overlooking a beautiful valley)
I want adventure in the great wide somewhere
I want it more than I can tell
And for once it might be grand
To have someone understand
I want so much more than they've got planned.

小福: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
小腹: Darn right.
小福: No one says "no" to 小福! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
小腹: More beer?
小福: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
小腹: Who, you? Never! 小福, you've got to pull yourself together.

小腹:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, 小福
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, 小福
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as 小福
No one's quick as 小福
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as 小福's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

小腹 and 饭团们:

No one's been like 小福
A king pin like 小福

小腹: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like 小福
小福: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
小腹 and 饭团们:

My what a guy, that 小福!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"

小腹: 小福 is the best, and the rest is all drips

饭团们:

No one fights like 小福
Douses lights like 小福

小腹: In a wrestling match nobody bites like 小福!

沈天飞: For there's no one as burly and brawny
小福: As you see I've got biceps to spare
小腹: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
小福: That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

饭团们:

No one hits like 小福
Matches wits like 小福

小腹: In a spitting match nobody spits like 小福
小福: I'm espcially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!

饭团们:
Ten points for 小福!

小福:

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

饭团们:

Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that 小福!
No one shoots like 小福
Makes those beauts like 小福

小腹:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like 小福

小福: I use antlers in all of my decorating!

饭团们:

Say it again, who's a man among men?
And then say it once more,
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success, don't you know, can't you guess?
There's just one man in town, who's got all of it down...

小腹: And his name's F-A-N-X-I-A-O-F-U--ouch!

饭团们: 小福!!!