北美崔哥段子摘：英譯中：

心花怒放         Heart flower angry open

讓世界充滿愛       Let's make love everywhere

歡迎您到這兒來指點     You are welcome to come to point and touch us

美中不足              America China not enough

夫妻肺片          Husband & wife's lung

人之初   性本善     At beginning of life, sex is good

性相近   習相遠     Basically all sex are  the same, but positions are different

養不教   父之過    If a child is bad at sex, that's father's fault

教不嚴   師之惰    If a student is bad at sex,  the teacher is lazy