北美崔哥段子摘：英译中：

心花怒放         Heart flower angry open

让世界充满爱       Let's make love everywhere

欢迎您到这儿来指点     You are welcome to come to point and touch us

美中不足              America China not enough

夫妻肺片          Husband & wife's lung

人之初   性本善     At beginning of life, sex is good

性相近   习相远     Basically all sex are  the same, but positions are different

养不教   父之过    If a child is bad at sex, that's father's fault

教不严   师之惰    If a student is bad at sex,  the teacher is lazy