| 路边社:川普跟马杜罗面谈 |
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(白宫一间小会议室。桌子不大,面子很大。做翻译的是卢比奥。) 川普(坐得很直,手摊开): So, Nicolás, welcome to America. Not the vacation kind, but still—America. 马杜罗(整理外套,神情镇定): 川普先生,我是被“邀请”来的。 川普(点头): Exactly. We call it aggressive hospitality. You call it… destiny. 马杜罗: 你们抓我,是为了民主? 川普(摆手): No no no. Democracy is just the wrapping paper. We’re here for leverage. (他顿了一下,压低声音。) Also, oil. Always oil. 马杜罗(苦笑): 你们美国人很现实。 川普: Wrong. We are very optimistic about other people’s resources. (短暂沉默。) 马杜罗: 为了吃得好些,搞点航运帶货。不是有意冒犯尊驾的。 川普: Don't be silly. You're in good hands. 马杜罗(叹气): 那你打算怎么处置我? 川普(想了想): Depends. If you’re cooperative, you become a case study. If not— you become a warning label. 马杜罗: 你们不是说,不干涉别国内政吗? 川普(一本正经): We don’t interfere. We participate. Big difference. (马杜罗笑了,笑得很疲惫。) 马杜罗: 那你呢? 你也被你们的制度“活擒”过。 川普(一愣,随即哈哈大笑): Touché! Yes, yes, very true. I was captured by courts, media, polls… But look at me— still standing, still talking. That’s America. 马杜罗: 听起来,你很羡慕我这种“长期执政”。 川普: 羡慕? No. I prefer intermittent power. More dramatic. Better ratings. (川普站起来,绕着桌子走了一圈。) 川普: 你知道你输在哪儿吗? 马杜罗: 请指教。 川普: You controlled too much reality. People like illusions, Nicolás. Give them slogans, not shortages. 马杜罗(苦笑): 你这是在教我治国? 川普: No. I’m teaching you branding. (两人对视。) 马杜罗: 那历史会怎么写我? 川普(想了想): Depends. If it’s us— you were a tyrant. If it’s your people— you were complicated. If it’s Wikipedia— it’s going to change every six months. 马杜罗: 那你呢? 川普(摊手): Same. But louder. (门外有人敲门。) 助理: Mr. President,媒体在等。 川普(回头): Tell them this was a constructive conversation. (转回马杜罗。) You see? Nobody asks what was constructed. 马杜罗(站起身): 所以,这就是强权的真相? 川普(耸肩): No. This is negotiation. Truth is optional. (灯光渐暗。) |
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