耶穌基督的簡歷
地址：以弗所書一章20節
電話：羅馬書十章13節
網址：聖經。關鍵詞：基督、主、救恩、耶穌
作者:不詳
中譯:楊光(真理報加西版2005年12月號)

你好，我的名字叫耶穌基督，但有些人稱呼我為「主」。我把簡歷寄給你是想申請你心裡的最高職位，請考慮我以下的成就。

資格
- 我建立了天地；（參考箴言三章19節）
- 我用塵土創造了人；（參考創世記二章7節）
- 我把生命的氣息給了人；（參考創世記二章7節）
- 我將人從律法的制裁下拯救出來；（參考加拉太書三章13節）
- 因我的生命， 上帝與亞伯拉罕之約的祝福臨到了你。（參考加拉太書三章14節）

就業經驗
- 我只有一位上司；（參考路加福音二章49節）
- 我從來沒有遲到過或缺席，也不會不順服、懶惰或無禮；
- 我的上司對我極為滿意。 （參考馬太福音三章15-17節）

技能
- 我的一些技能包括：把貧窮的從困苦中救出、安慰傷心的、釋放被囚禁的、醫治得病的、讓盲人看見、叫受壓制的得自由。（參考路加福音四章18節）
- 我是奇妙的策士（參考以賽亞書九章6節）。服從我的人們可以平安地生活，不用害怕邪惡。（參考箴言一章33節）
- 最重要的是我有權柄、能力和權利來洗淨你的罪。（參考約翰一書一章7-9節）

學歷
- 我擁有所有的知識、智能和聰明；（參考箴言二章6節）
- 在我裡面隱藏着所有的智能和知識；（參考歌羅西書二章3節）
- 我的道非常有力量，是你腳前的燈、路上的光；（參考詩篇一百一十九篇105節）
- 我知道你心中的意念和秘密。（參考詩篇四十四篇21節）

業績
- 我參預了歷史上最重要的“高峰會”；（參考創世記一章26節）
- 我犧牲了自己的生命讓你得着生命；（參考哥林多後書五章15節）
- 我戰勝了上帝和人類的敵人，而且讓大家都看到了；（參考歌羅西書二章十五節）
- 我奇蹟般地餵飽了窮人、醫治了病人、復活了死人；
- 我還有很多職業功績，不過在這裡寫不下了。你可以去我的網站〈www.聖經〉瀏覽，你不需要與互聯網絡聯機。

The Resume of Jesus Christ
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Saviour, and Jesus
Author: unknown
Chinese Translation: Linda Yang

Hello. My name is Jesus-the Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.

Qualifications
- I founded the earth and established the heavens (see Proverbs 3:19)
- I formed man from the dust of the ground (see Genesis 2:7)
- I breathed into man the breath of life (see Genesis 2:7)
- I redeemed man from the curse of the law (see Galatians 3:13)
- The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me (see Galatians 3:14)

Occupational Background
- I've only had one employer (see Luke 2:49)
- I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful
- My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me (see Matthew 3:15-17)

Skills
- Some of my skills include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the broken-hearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at ease those who are persecuted (see Luke 4:18)
- I am a Wonderful Counsellor (see Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil (see Proverbs 1:33)
- Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins (see I John 1:7-9)

Educational Background
- I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding (see Proverbs 2:6)
- In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge (see Colossians 2:3)
- My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a light unto your path (see Psalm 119:105)
- I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart (see Psalm 44:21)

Major Accomplishments
- I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times (see Genesis 1:26)
- I laid down my life so that you may live (see II Corinthians 5:15)
- I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly (see Colossians 2:15)
- I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
- There are many more accomplishments too many to mention here. You can read them at my website, which is located at: . You don't need an Internet connections