設萬維讀者為首頁 廣告服務 聯繫我們 關於萬維
簡體 繁體 手機版
首頁 新聞 視頻 博客 論壇 分類廣告 購物
版主:奇異恩典
萬維讀者網 > 彩虹之約 > 帖子
給大家說個笑話
送交者: a_Peter 2005年12月27日21:58:52 於 [彩虹之約] 發送悄悄話


祝各位DXJM和新朋老友新年快樂!
給大家說個笑話,輕鬆一下,順便考一考大家

One morning in the winter,
a little polar bear asked his Mom: " Mom, Mom , am I a polar bear ?"
"Yes, you are !", Mom replyed.

A little while later,
the poor little polar bear asked his Mom again: " Mom, Mom , are you sure

I am a polar bear ?"
The mom looked at her son for a moment and replyed:"Yes, you are a polar
bear, just like your Daddy".

At noon, Daddy bear came home.
The poor little polar bear was glad to see his Dad and asked:
" Daddy, Daddy , am I a polar bear ?"
"Yes, sure you are a polar bear !", Dad answered.

In the evening ,
the poor little polar bear saw his daddy again, and asked:
" Daddy, Daddy , am I a 100% polar bear ?"
"Yes, you are 100% polar bear. Sweetheart, why are you asking these questions
all the day?"

The poor little polar bear answered: "Because I am ..........."
考一考大家 :Because I am 「WHAT】?

0%(0)
標 題 (必選項):
內 容 (選填項):
實用資訊
回國機票$360起 | 商務艙省$200 | 全球最佳航空公司出爐:海航獲五星
海外華人福利!在線看陳建斌《三叉戟》熱血歸回 豪情築夢 高清免費看 無地區限制
一周點擊熱帖 更多>>
一周回復熱帖
歷史上的今天:回復熱帖
2004: 聖誕的party
2004: 你這個問題叫聖經的正典化 (canonizati