我已婚超過５年，有一個孩兒超過５歲，我非常愛我的孩子。

Count your blessing #1 (speak loud as you read): I am a blessed man, married with a lovely child. Many middle-aged are still single, trying to find one. Many could not bear a child. Many do not love their kids.

我妻子家務幾乎從來不做，偶而做飯，也要我把菜洗好，切好，調料準備在旁邊，碗從結婚到現在，刷過有１０次？

Count your blessing #2 (are you reading aloud with me, please? :-)): My wife is truly blessed. Her hand skins are as smooth as, if not better than, five years ago when we got married. I am her partner in life, including in kitchen. She must enjoy it as much, if not more than, I do.

但採購基本是她干，但也要我陪着去，負責提東西。

Count your blessing #3 (do not stop speaking out aloud): I thank my wife for majority of the shopping and enjoying having me around her. I am her guard and her shadow.

但如果僅僅是這些，我不投訴，家務也累不死人。

Count your blessing #4: I am not really complaining or grumpy. Thank God.

吃飯要吃第一口，餵孩子也是我，如果我讓她喂，她就說，讓孩子鍛煉着自己吃 （這不是現在才說的，基本上從孩子３歲開始吃大人飯就這個說法）

Count your blessing #5: My wife is my cupbearer, she cares about me and tastes before I eat in case there is food poisoning. My wife is wise, she knows more about child-rearing.

不管孩子的學習，因為她在這裡正式上了４年的大學，所以她的英語很好，但每天要她給孩子講講英語，多數都是我求着，如果我教，她就會在旁邊嘲笑發音不正確。

Count your blessing #6: I am blessed since my wife speaks better English than I do. She balances my heavy-handed approach to child home education with her hands-off tactics. I thank my wife for correcting my accented English so that I may improve. My wife is my beloved teacher.

下班回家吃飯後就是７：３０了，她要和她父母用msn聊２，３個小時的天，如果不聊天，就用BT下電影，或者看電影。

Count your blessing #7: My wife is a very caring person who loves her parents dearly. I envy her love and wish to do that same to my own parents. I admire my wife's easygoing and laid back attitude toward life's many toils. Oh how I wish to imitate her, my best teacher in words and deeds!

讓她哄孩子睡覺，她就說要培養孩子自己睡。

Count your blessing #8: Again my wife is wiser than I. I shall follow her instructions.

和孩子開玩笑也經常有，爸爸又欺負媽媽了，你去打爸爸一下為媽媽報仇（因為為這事，我正式和她談了幾次，現在沒有了），爸爸苯，傻。

Count your blessing #9: Oh my! My wife is so lovely! She has her very feminine way of getting her points across. I will love her a great deal more. Oh my chid, what a cute angel sent by his wise mom!

我有一個很好的工作，但曾經被LAYOFF，我也沒閒着，馬上去干體力活。

Counting your blessing #10: I must thank God for taking care of me and my family. I thank God for giving me jobs repeatedly. I thank God for giving me great physical health.

她經常發脾氣，對我經常，幾乎每天，也對孩子，不太經常，但一個星期總有一次。

Count your blessing #11: Oh well well. A woman without temper means she really does not care. In that sense, I am daily blessed to have her losing her temper everyday. I thank God for giving her to me so that my nerve will be strengthened throughout her rebuking. I will come out of it a far better person. I am indeed blessed. Someone said suffering is disguised blessing. How silly I was!

我快崩潰了，我怎麼辦？

Count your blessing #12: Thank God I am not depressed beyond repair. I am only about to lose my sanity, but not yet. Thank God I can share openly in this forum and get so many helps from caring individuals that I do not even know. Oh my Lord, you are blessing me throughout the whole ordeal. What a blessed man I am! Thank you, God. Thank you, my beloved wife. Thank you, everyone who cares.