上帝的求職信
原作者:佚名
中文翻譯: 楊光(真理報加西版2004年6月號)

有關負責人：
我聽說你想要聘請一個新的生命管理員，我想申請這項工作，我相信我是最為適合的人選。
我創造了天地萬物，我是自有永有的，我是唯一一個成功的完成這件事的。我是人類的第一管理員，其實，是我創造了他們的，所以我自然知道人類怎樣運行，也知道怎樣做能讓他們回到正常工作程序。有了我就好像有“製作者”做你個人的“維修工”。
如果這是你第一次考慮我，我想指出我的薪水已經被耶穌基督用他在十架上流的血付清了，我需要你承認他的死足夠洗清你的罪。我需要你心裡相信，然後用口告訴別人你的決定。接下來我需要改變和修理你的生命，這樣你能學習怎樣跟隨我。我將會做一些大型的改變和修正，不過你不用擔心，我只需要你的允許讓我以我的時間和我的方式來進行這些更改。我會改變你的欲望，並且賜給你力量來完成這些改變。
請不要試著幫我的忙，也不要反抗我。我需要你真的完全投入和合作，這樣一切都會進行的順利，不會耽誤。
以下是我的簡歷。
上帝

簡歷
姓名：耶和華

地址：任何地方（無所不在）

聯絡方式：禱告

經驗：從永遠到永遠─我創造了時間。

能力：全能（無所不能）

以往工作經歷：創造宇宙，將星宿布置妥當，創造人類，用我的話語建立了天地，現正在以我的能力支撐這世界。

教育和訓練：我是自有永有的，我是全知的（無所不知）

個性：
愛：「神愛我們的心，我們也知道也信。神就是愛．住在愛裡面的，就是住在神裡面，神也住在他裡面。」約翰一書4:16
光：「神就是光，在他毫無黑暗，這是我們從主所聽見，又報給你們的信息。」約翰一書1:5
生命：「耶穌說，我就是道路、真理、生命，若不藉著我，沒有人能到父那裡去。」
約翰福音14:6

以下有一些有代表性(但絕非全部)的性格品質：

智慧：「你們中間若有缺少智慧的，應當求那厚賜與眾人，也不斥責人的　神，主就必賜給他。」雅各書1:5
安慰：「願頌讚歸與我們的主耶穌基督的父神，就是發慈悲的父，賜各樣安慰的神。」
哥林多後書1:3
真理：「你們必曉得真理，真理必叫你們得以自由。」約翰福音8:32
治癒者：「他被掛在木頭上親身擔當了我們的罪，使我們既然在罪上死，就得以在義上活。因他受的鞭傷，你們便得了醫治。」彼得前書2:24
力量：「我靠著那加給我力量的，凡事都能作。」腓利比書4:13
赦免：「我們若認自己的罪，　神是信實的、是公義的、必要赦免我們的罪，洗淨我們一切的不義。」約翰一書1:9
供應者：「我的神必照他榮耀的豐富，在基督耶穌里，使你們一切所需用的都充足。」
腓利比書4:19
憐憫：「然而神既有豐富的憐憫，因他愛我們的大愛，當我們死在過犯中的時候，便叫我們與基督一同活過來，（你們得救是本乎恩)。」以弗所書2:4-5
仁慈：「耶穌對他說，你為甚麼以善事問我呢，只有一位是善的，你若要進入永生，就當遵守誡命。」馬太福音19:17
平安：「因為神的國，不在乎吃喝，只在乎公義、和平、並聖靈中的喜樂。」羅馬
書14:17
可得性：願意並且準備好了來管理你的生命，能將你的生活弄好，把我的一切帶到你的生命中，現在就能開始。如果願意，我能改變你的人生。
薪水：我兒子耶穌的寶血已經付清了薪水。我唯一需要你做的就是主動走向我，並且每天都要投入，相信耶穌為你做過的事，還有順從他對你的旨意。

其它證明如需要可再轉交。

God’s Job Application
Author: Unknown
Chinese Translation: Linda Yang

To Whom It May Concern:

I heard you were considering a new manager in your life. I would like to apply for the job. I believe I am the most qualified candidate.
I created the heavens and the earth. I AM. I AM the only one that has ever done this job successfully. I was the first manager of human beings. In fact, I made them. So naturally, I know how humanity works, and what is best to get people back into proper working condition. It will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic.
If this is your first time considering Me, I would just like to point out that my salary has already been paid by the blood of Jesus on the cross of Calvary. What I need from you is the acknowledgement that the price is sufficient to pay for all of your sin and your independence from Me. I need you to believe this in your heart and to tell somebody else about your decision with your mouth. The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your life so you can learn how to stay close to Me. I will make some major changes and revisions. They are not for you to worry about. I need your permission to ????ute these changes in My way and in My time. I will change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes.
Please keep your hands out of the way. Don’t try to help Me and don’t resist Me. I really do need your full commitment and cooperation. If you give Me those, the process can go smoothly without delays. My resume is included.

Yours Sincerely,

God

Resumé
NAME: God
ADDRESS: Everywhere (Omnipresent)
CONTACT INFORMATION: Prayer
EXPERIENCE: From the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time. From everlasting to everlasting. I made time.
ABILITY: All Powerful (Omnipotent)
PRIOR EMPLOYMENT: Created the universe, put the galaxies in place, formed man. Established heaven and earth by My spoken Word and am currently holding up the world by My power.
EDUCATION AND TRAINING: I AM and I have all knowledge. (Omniscient)
CHARACTER REFERENCE:
Love: “And so we know and rely on the love God has for us. God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in him.” —I John 4:16
Light: “This is the message we have heard from him and declare to you: God is light; in him there is no darkness at all.” —I John 1:5
Life: “Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.’” —John 14:6

A representative, but by no means conclusive list of other character traits follows:

Wisdom: “If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him.” —James 1:5
Comfort: “Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of compassion and the God of all comfort.” —II Corinthians 1:3
Truth: “Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” —John 8:32
Healer: “He himself bore our sins in his body on the tree, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness; by his wounds you have been healed.” —I Peter 2:24
Strength: “I can do everything through him who gives me strength.” —Philippians 4:13
Forgiveness: “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.” —I John 1:9
Provider: “And my God will meet all your needs according to his glorious riches in Christ Jesus.” —Philippians 4:19
Mercy: “But because of his great love for us, God, who is rich in mercy, made us alive with Christ even when we were dead in transgressions--it is by grace you have been saved.” —Ephesians 2:4-5
Good: “’Why do you ask me about what is good?’ Jesus replied. ‘There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, obey the commandments.’” —Matthew 19:17
Peace: “For the kingdom of God is not a matter of eating and drinking, but of righteousness, peace and joy in the Holy Spirit.” —Romans 14:17

AVAILABILITY: Willing and ready to take over your life. Able to put your life together again. Will bring all of who I AM into your life. Can start now. Will transform your life if you let Me.

SALARY REQUIREMENT: Work in your life has already been paid for through the blood of My Son, Jesus. Your only responsibility is to commit initially and on a daily basis. To trust and obey what Jesus has done and wants to do in your life.

Other references available upon request