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提上来讨论,新民今早的忍耐功课是否可以推广?
送交者: 摇头 2004年12月10日11:03:58 于 [彩虹之约] 发送悄悄话

Thanks! Something pain happened to me this morning


送交者: xinmin 2004年12月10日07:58:07 于 [彩虹之约]http://www.bbsland.com

回 答: 再生旅程 – 有痛无苦的日子(四)...2 由 天婴 于 2004年12月10日07:38:27:


While I was driving to work, I experienced a surging and ever stronger abdominal pain. I just knew that a bowel movement is rapidly due. :-))

I was on the expressway. You may think that would help. Nope! There was intermittent traffic slow downs. One mile before the exit, I had to clinch my fist and prayed to God to alleviate the pain. The pain subsided, only to come back in a greater wave. I tightened my muscle wherever I could, trying hard to prevent unsightly embarrassment.

I parked my car, only to find the stairway exit was blocked. OK, I had to go around to the other stairway. I entered into the elevator that timely opened in front of me. Someone pushed the close and open button a couple of times as if to play with it. Witholding the pain, I could not wait and had to exit the elevator. I charged down by the stairway. Tightening my muscles, I ran with desperation, forcing myself to tight-rearended. I flashed my ID card to the receptionist. I directly headed to the nearest man's room. While running, I took off the jacket. I dropped the jacket onto the floor by the toilet. No sooner had I made myself sit on the toilet seat than the bowel movement commenced with overdue urgency.

What a test of endurance to pain!

新民兄,这种情况掐虎口很管用的。 /较短 - hantian 12/10/04 (0)
从痛苦中学习了忍耐:)感谢主! /无内容 - 天婴 12/10/04 (1)
哈哈,这种忍耐他不学行吗?:) /无内容 - 摇头 12/10/04 (0)

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