耶稣基督的简历
地址：以弗所书一章20节
电话：罗马书十章13节
网址：圣经。关键词：基督、主、救恩、耶稣
作者:不详
中译:杨光(真理报加西版2005年12月号)

你好，我的名字叫耶稣基督，但有些人称呼我为「主」。我把简历寄给你是想申请你心里的最高职位，请考虑我以下的成就。

资格
- 我建立了天地；（参考箴言三章19节）
- 我用尘土创造了人；（参考创世记二章7节）
- 我把生命的气息给了人；（参考创世记二章7节）
- 我将人从律法的制裁下拯救出来；（参考加拉太书三章13节）
- 因我的生命， 上帝与亚伯拉罕之约的祝福临到了你。（参考加拉太书三章14节）

就业经验
- 我只有一位上司；（参考路加福音二章49节）
- 我从来没有迟到过或缺席，也不会不顺服、懒惰或无礼；
- 我的上司对我极为满意。 （参考马太福音三章15-17节）

技能
- 我的一些技能包括：把贫穷的从困苦中救出、安慰伤心的、释放被囚禁的、医治得病的、让盲人看见、叫受压制的得自由。（参考路加福音四章18节）
- 我是奇妙的策士（参考以赛亚书九章6节）。服从我的人们可以平安地生活，不用害怕邪恶。（参考箴言一章33节）
- 最重要的是我有权柄、能力和权利来洗净你的罪。（参考约翰一书一章7-9节）

学历
- 我拥有所有的知识、智能和聪明；（参考箴言二章6节）
- 在我里面隐藏着所有的智能和知识；（参考歌罗西书二章3节）
- 我的道非常有力量，是你脚前的灯、路上的光；（参考诗篇一百一十九篇105节）
- 我知道你心中的意念和秘密。（参考诗篇四十四篇21节）

业绩
- 我参预了历史上最重要的“高峰会”；（参考创世记一章26节）
- 我牺牲了自己的生命让你得着生命；（参考哥林多后书五章15节）
- 我战胜了上帝和人类的敌人，而且让大家都看到了；（参考歌罗西书二章十五节）
- 我奇迹般地喂饱了穷人、医治了病人、复活了死人；
- 我还有很多职业功绩，不过在这里写不下了。你可以去我的网站〈www.圣经〉浏览，你不需要与互联网络联机。

The Resume of Jesus Christ
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Saviour, and Jesus
Author: unknown
Chinese Translation: Linda Yang

Hello. My name is Jesus-the Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.

Qualifications
- I founded the earth and established the heavens (see Proverbs 3:19)
- I formed man from the dust of the ground (see Genesis 2:7)
- I breathed into man the breath of life (see Genesis 2:7)
- I redeemed man from the curse of the law (see Galatians 3:13)
- The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me (see Galatians 3:14)

Occupational Background
- I've only had one employer (see Luke 2:49)
- I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful
- My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me (see Matthew 3:15-17)

Skills
- Some of my skills include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the broken-hearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at ease those who are persecuted (see Luke 4:18)
- I am a Wonderful Counsellor (see Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil (see Proverbs 1:33)
- Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins (see I John 1:7-9)

Educational Background
- I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding (see Proverbs 2:6)
- In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge (see Colossians 2:3)
- My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a light unto your path (see Psalm 119:105)
- I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart (see Psalm 44:21)

Major Accomplishments
- I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times (see Genesis 1:26)
- I laid down my life so that you may live (see II Corinthians 5:15)
- I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly (see Colossians 2:15)
- I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
- There are many more accomplishments too many to mention here. You can read them at my website, which is located at: . You don't need an Internet connections