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给大家说个笑话
送交者: a_Peter 2005年12月27日21:58:52 于 [彩虹之约] 发送悄悄话


祝各位DXJM和新朋老友新年快乐!
给大家说个笑话,轻松一下,顺便考一考大家

One morning in the winter,
a little polar bear asked his Mom: " Mom, Mom , am I a polar bear ?"
"Yes, you are !", Mom replyed.

A little while later,
the poor little polar bear asked his Mom again: " Mom, Mom , are you sure

I am a polar bear ?"
The mom looked at her son for a moment and replyed:"Yes, you are a polar
bear, just like your Daddy".

At noon, Daddy bear came home.
The poor little polar bear was glad to see his Dad and asked:
" Daddy, Daddy , am I a polar bear ?"
"Yes, sure you are a polar bear !", Dad answered.

In the evening ,
the poor little polar bear saw his daddy again, and asked:
" Daddy, Daddy , am I a 100% polar bear ?"
"Yes, you are 100% polar bear. Sweetheart, why are you asking these questions
all the day?"

The poor little polar bear answered: "Because I am ..........."
考一考大家 :Because I am 「WHAT】?

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