我已婚超过５年，有一个孩儿超过５岁，我非常爱我的孩子。

Count your blessing #1 (speak loud as you read): I am a blessed man, married with a lovely child. Many middle-aged are still single, trying to find one. Many could not bear a child. Many do not love their kids.

我妻子家务几乎从来不做，偶而做饭，也要我把菜洗好，切好，调料准备在旁边，碗从结婚到现在，刷过有１０次？

Count your blessing #2 (are you reading aloud with me, please? :-)): My wife is truly blessed. Her hand skins are as smooth as, if not better than, five years ago when we got married. I am her partner in life, including in kitchen. She must enjoy it as much, if not more than, I do.

但采购基本是她干，但也要我陪着去，负责提东西。

Count your blessing #3 (do not stop speaking out aloud): I thank my wife for majority of the shopping and enjoying having me around her. I am her guard and her shadow.

但如果仅仅是这些，我不投诉，家务也累不死人。

Count your blessing #4: I am not really complaining or grumpy. Thank God.

吃饭要吃第一口，喂孩子也是我，如果我让她喂，她就说，让孩子锻炼着自己吃 （这不是现在才说的，基本上从孩子３岁开始吃大人饭就这个说法）

Count your blessing #5: My wife is my cupbearer, she cares about me and tastes before I eat in case there is food poisoning. My wife is wise, she knows more about child-rearing.

不管孩子的学习，因为她在这里正式上了４年的大学，所以她的英语很好，但每天要她给孩子讲讲英语，多数都是我求着，如果我教，她就会在旁边嘲笑发音不正确。

Count your blessing #6: I am blessed since my wife speaks better English than I do. She balances my heavy-handed approach to child home education with her hands-off tactics. I thank my wife for correcting my accented English so that I may improve. My wife is my beloved teacher.

下班回家吃饭后就是７：３０了，她要和她父母用msn聊２，３个小时的天，如果不聊天，就用BT下电影，或者看电影。

Count your blessing #7: My wife is a very caring person who loves her parents dearly. I envy her love and wish to do that same to my own parents. I admire my wife's easygoing and laid back attitude toward life's many toils. Oh how I wish to imitate her, my best teacher in words and deeds!

让她哄孩子睡觉，她就说要培养孩子自己睡。

Count your blessing #8: Again my wife is wiser than I. I shall follow her instructions.

和孩子开玩笑也经常有，爸爸又欺负妈妈了，你去打爸爸一下为妈妈报仇（因为为这事，我正式和她谈了几次，现在没有了），爸爸苯，傻。

Count your blessing #9: Oh my! My wife is so lovely! She has her very feminine way of getting her points across. I will love her a great deal more. Oh my chid, what a cute angel sent by his wise mom!

我有一个很好的工作，但曾经被LAYOFF，我也没闲着，马上去干体力活。

Counting your blessing #10: I must thank God for taking care of me and my family. I thank God for giving me jobs repeatedly. I thank God for giving me great physical health.

她经常发脾气，对我经常，几乎每天，也对孩子，不太经常，但一个星期总有一次。

Count your blessing #11: Oh well well. A woman without temper means she really does not care. In that sense, I am daily blessed to have her losing her temper everyday. I thank God for giving her to me so that my nerve will be strengthened throughout her rebuking. I will come out of it a far better person. I am indeed blessed. Someone said suffering is disguised blessing. How silly I was!

我快崩溃了，我怎么办？

Count your blessing #12: Thank God I am not depressed beyond repair. I am only about to lose my sanity, but not yet. Thank God I can share openly in this forum and get so many helps from caring individuals that I do not even know. Oh my Lord, you are blessing me throughout the whole ordeal. What a blessed man I am! Thank you, God. Thank you, my beloved wife. Thank you, everyone who cares.