上帝的求职信
原作者:佚名
中文翻译: 杨光(真理报加西版2004年6月号)

有关负责人：
我听说你想要聘请一个新的生命管理员，我想申请这项工作，我相信我是最为适合的人选。
我创造了天地万物，我是自有永有的，我是唯一一个成功的完成这件事的。我是人类的第一管理员，其实，是我创造了他们的，所以我自然知道人类怎样运行，也知道怎样做能让他们回到正常工作程序。有了我就好像有“制作者”做你个人的“维修工”。
如果这是你第一次考虑我，我想指出我的薪水已经被耶稣基督用他在十架上流的血付清了，我需要你承认他的死足够洗清你的罪。我需要你心里相信，然后用口告诉别人你的决定。接下来我需要改变和修理你的生命，这样你能学习怎样跟随我。我将会做一些大型的改变和修正，不过你不用担心，我只需要你的允许让我以我的时间和我的方式来进行这些更改。我会改变你的欲望，并且赐给你力量来完成这些改变。
请不要试著帮我的忙，也不要反抗我。我需要你真的完全投入和合作，这样一切都会进行的顺利，不会耽误。
以下是我的简历。
上帝

简历
姓名：耶和华

地址：任何地方（无所不在）

联络方式：祷告

经验：从永远到永远─我创造了时间。

能力：全能（无所不能）

以往工作经历：创造宇宙，将星宿布置妥当，创造人类，用我的话语建立了天地，现正在以我的能力支撑这世界。

教育和训练：我是自有永有的，我是全知的（无所不知）

个性：
爱：「神爱我们的心，我们也知道也信。神就是爱．住在爱里面的，就是住在神里面，神也住在他里面。」约翰一书4:16
光：「神就是光，在他毫无黑暗，这是我们从主所听见，又报给你们的信息。」约翰一书1:5
生命：「耶稣说，我就是道路、真理、生命，若不藉著我，没有人能到父那里去。」
约翰福音14:6

以下有一些有代表性(但绝非全部)的性格品质：

智慧：「你们中间若有缺少智慧的，应当求那厚赐与众人，也不斥责人的　神，主就必赐给他。」雅各书1:5
安慰：「愿颂赞归与我们的主耶稣基督的父神，就是发慈悲的父，赐各样安慰的神。」
哥林多后书1:3
真理：「你们必晓得真理，真理必叫你们得以自由。」约翰福音8:32
治愈者：「他被挂在木头上亲身担当了我们的罪，使我们既然在罪上死，就得以在义上活。因他受的鞭伤，你们便得了医治。」彼得前书2:24
力量：「我靠著那加给我力量的，凡事都能作。」腓利比书4:13
赦免：「我们若认自己的罪，　神是信实的、是公义的、必要赦免我们的罪，洗净我们一切的不义。」约翰一书1:9
供应者：「我的神必照他荣耀的丰富，在基督耶稣里，使你们一切所需用的都充足。」
腓利比书4:19
怜悯：「然而神既有丰富的怜悯，因他爱我们的大爱，当我们死在过犯中的时候，便叫我们与基督一同活过来，（你们得救是本乎恩)。」以弗所书2:4-5
仁慈：「耶稣对他说，你为甚么以善事问我呢，只有一位是善的，你若要进入永生，就当遵守诫命。」马太福音19:17
平安：「因为神的国，不在乎吃喝，只在乎公义、和平、并圣灵中的喜乐。」罗马
书14:17
可得性：愿意并且准备好了来管理你的生命，能将你的生活弄好，把我的一切带到你的生命中，现在就能开始。如果愿意，我能改变你的人生。
薪水：我儿子耶稣的宝血已经付清了薪水。我唯一需要你做的就是主动走向我，并且每天都要投入，相信耶稣为你做过的事，还有顺从他对你的旨意。

其它证明如需要可再转交。

God’s Job Application
Author: Unknown
Chinese Translation: Linda Yang

To Whom It May Concern:

I heard you were considering a new manager in your life. I would like to apply for the job. I believe I am the most qualified candidate.
I created the heavens and the earth. I AM. I AM the only one that has ever done this job successfully. I was the first manager of human beings. In fact, I made them. So naturally, I know how humanity works, and what is best to get people back into proper working condition. It will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic.
If this is your first time considering Me, I would just like to point out that my salary has already been paid by the blood of Jesus on the cross of Calvary. What I need from you is the acknowledgement that the price is sufficient to pay for all of your sin and your independence from Me. I need you to believe this in your heart and to tell somebody else about your decision with your mouth. The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your life so you can learn how to stay close to Me. I will make some major changes and revisions. They are not for you to worry about. I need your permission to ????ute these changes in My way and in My time. I will change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes.
Please keep your hands out of the way. Don’t try to help Me and don’t resist Me. I really do need your full commitment and cooperation. If you give Me those, the process can go smoothly without delays. My resume is included.

Yours Sincerely,

God

Resumé
NAME: God
ADDRESS: Everywhere (Omnipresent)
CONTACT INFORMATION: Prayer
EXPERIENCE: From the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time. From everlasting to everlasting. I made time.
ABILITY: All Powerful (Omnipotent)
PRIOR EMPLOYMENT: Created the universe, put the galaxies in place, formed man. Established heaven and earth by My spoken Word and am currently holding up the world by My power.
EDUCATION AND TRAINING: I AM and I have all knowledge. (Omniscient)
CHARACTER REFERENCE:
Love: “And so we know and rely on the love God has for us. God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in him.” —I John 4:16
Light: “This is the message we have heard from him and declare to you: God is light; in him there is no darkness at all.” —I John 1:5
Life: “Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.’” —John 14:6

A representative, but by no means conclusive list of other character traits follows:

Wisdom: “If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him.” —James 1:5
Comfort: “Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of compassion and the God of all comfort.” —II Corinthians 1:3
Truth: “Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” —John 8:32
Healer: “He himself bore our sins in his body on the tree, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness; by his wounds you have been healed.” —I Peter 2:24
Strength: “I can do everything through him who gives me strength.” —Philippians 4:13
Forgiveness: “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.” —I John 1:9
Provider: “And my God will meet all your needs according to his glorious riches in Christ Jesus.” —Philippians 4:19
Mercy: “But because of his great love for us, God, who is rich in mercy, made us alive with Christ even when we were dead in transgressions--it is by grace you have been saved.” —Ephesians 2:4-5
Good: “’Why do you ask me about what is good?’ Jesus replied. ‘There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, obey the commandments.’” —Matthew 19:17
Peace: “For the kingdom of God is not a matter of eating and drinking, but of righteousness, peace and joy in the Holy Spirit.” —Romans 14:17

AVAILABILITY: Willing and ready to take over your life. Able to put your life together again. Will bring all of who I AM into your life. Can start now. Will transform your life if you let Me.

SALARY REQUIREMENT: Work in your life has already been paid for through the blood of My Son, Jesus. Your only responsibility is to commit initially and on a daily basis. To trust and obey what Jesus has done and wants to do in your life.

Other references available upon request