１．　浪漫數學 ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

精明的男人＋精明的兔兔＝浪漫
Smart man + smart TUTU = romance
精明的男人＋愚蠢的兔兔＝婚姻
Smart man + dumb TUTU = marriage
愚蠢的男人＋精明的兔兔＝沒門
Dumb man + smart TUTU = no way
愚蠢的男人＋愚蠢的兔兔＝朋友
Dumb man + dumb TUTU = friendship

２． 購物數學SHOPPING MATH

兔兔總是花一元錢買她需要的價值兩元錢的東西
TUTU will pay $1 for a $2 item her needs.
男人總是花兩元錢買兔兔不需要的價值一元錢的東西
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item that TUTU doesn't need.

３． 一般方程與統計GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

兔兔在找到一個丈夫之前總是為未來擔心
TUTU worries about the future until she gets a husband.
男人在找到一個兔兔之後才開始擔心未來
A man never worries about the future until he　gets a TUTU.
成功的男人標誌是，兔兔花的錢比他的妻子能夠花掉的還多
A successful man is one whose TUTU spends more money than his wife can spend.
成功女人的標誌是，她找到了這樣一位丈夫
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

４． 幸福HAPPINESS

要想與一個男人幸福地相守，你必須對他少一份理解多一份愛
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a little and love him a lot.
要想與兔兔幸福地生活，你必須儘量多愛她，而且絕對要試圖去理解她
To be happy with TUTU, you must love her a lot and try to understand her all.

５． 長壽 LONGEVITY

結婚的男人比獨身的男人長壽，但是結婚的男人更多地想兔兔.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to TUTU.

６． 改變嗜好 PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

兔兔嫁給一個男人，期望着他會發生改變，然後他就變化了.
TUTU marries a man expecting he will change, and he does.
一個男人娶了兔兔，期望着她不會變化，但她卻每天改變。
A man marries TUTU expecting that she won't change, but she does change every day.

７． 談話技巧DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

兔兔在任何爭論上都擁有最後的裁決權。
TUTU has the last word in any argument.
任何問題在那個男人提出來之後，就變成一場新的爭論。
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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SEND THIS TO A SO-CALLED "SMART" WOMAN WHO NEEDS A HIGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.