春節里跟倆小丫頭斗春聯，她們嘴硬，說我輸了大家評評看。
倆丫頭一個叫“芒果”，一個叫“米泥”或“米糠”。
本來想出個上聯，可是想到“馬”和“虎”就再也想不出了。 只能求助於各位才子才女了。 祝大家馬年萬事大吉！
From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 9:12 PM
偶這裡沒氣氛，所以沒“靈感” ……忽然想起明開夜合這名字本身就是一幅對聯兒， 大不了再給當間兒加幾個字： 明明……………………………………開夜夜……………………………………合 沾邊兒的詞兒偶目前就能想起一個： 夜夜笙歌
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 9:24 PM
明。。。明明明。。明。。。明天就開張 夜。。。夜夜夜。。夜。。。夜裡先合計 （一個有點兒咳巴的小子叫爹在明天開新店前先合計合計營銷策略） 橫批：明開夜合馬到成功 寓意：萬事預則立不預則廢，馬年要先做好計劃。
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 9:32 PM
終於想出來一個： 俊馬奔騰買芒果猛虎飛躍購米麵 橫批：馬馬虎虎過大年
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 9:42 PM
我也想出了一個： 快馬生風喜氣新早持虎尾作馬鞭 橫批：馬馬虎虎過大年
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 9:44 PM
馬革有用虎皮無價 橫批： 還不趕緊的
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 9:47 PM
呸呸呸，偶實在是想不出詞兒了 芒果那個好一些
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 9:51 PM
寶貝你的絕，再想幾個啊 ！！！！對倒他這隻老虎
From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 9:55 PM
知道“虎鬚數根兒，燒成灰，加到虎骨茶里煮煮服下”是治什麼麼的偏方兒麼？
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 9:58 PM
夢吼午夜覺無語蒙朦朧朧望虎籠 橫批：老虎無眠
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 10:01 PM
"虎鬚數根兒，燒成灰，加到虎骨茶里煮煮服下”是不是治不長鬍鬚的啊
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 10:04 PM
你這個一點點都不對仗嘛 不是的，顧大嫂生病了，老虎正急得到處求醫呢
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From: 秋天的樹 Sent: 2/12/2002 10:05 PM
馬馳乾坤 繁華似錦虎吼水版 朋友愛聽虎過馬年
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 10:08 PM
還對得了仗嗎，偶們不對仗樂，嘿嘿，只要還嘴就行 顧大嫂是誰呀？老虎怎麼不說話了
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 10:12 PM
啊？！ 顧大嫂你都不認得？羞羞羞 ……問你家布丁去，他准知道 ……老虎沒詞兒了， 所以就逃走了
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 10:12 PM
我在用食品粉碎機器粉碎芒果！ 顧不上說話！#￥%￥·%……￥%—%……—·#￥%
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 10:16 PM
天！ 芒果不是你那個同學吧？布丁是不是“消防員”？
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From: 秋天的樹 Sent: 2/12/2002 10:16 PM
米米和芒果說的哪個秘方是從那裡聽說的？如果 是好東東就要申請專利保護呀！這是個好的投資項目喲！
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 10:24 PM
西風漸靜月影斜一樹秋葉悔夭地為惜碧綠今夜裡不知明日落誰家
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 10:37 PM
芒果餵馬太浪費米糠飼虎欠營養 橫批：中庸之道馬虎不得
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 10:43 PM
虎皮作毯太腐敗虎牙耕地傷地球 橫批：着實浪費
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 10:45 PM
砸芒果搗米糠，歡歡喜喜過個年餵俊馬飼猛虎，高高興興迎新春 橫批：破舊立新
From: 秋天的樹 Sent: 2/12/2002 10:51 PM
東風送暖艷陽天一隻芒果獨哀嘆紅妝無人知汝意果熟味佳待知音
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 10:52 PM
芒果有肉也有核 米糠特細又特粗 橫批：小心地雷
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 10:56 PM
芒果曬乾作零食米糠揉面當乾糧 橫批：展望未來
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 10:59 PM
芒肉香甜果核硬 米湯清淡糠皮糙 橫批：趨利避害
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:00 PM
芒果小米一起搗搗成粉粉餵老虎哪知老虎盡貪吃嗆得差點沒嗚呼
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:03 PM
海南樹上采芒果 河北地里收米糠 橫批：志在四芳
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:06 PM
芒肉粗糙塞虎牙 米湯清爽漱虎口 橫批：有得必有失
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:07 PM
水邊靜居一老虎 欲解愁腸水不濃“戀戀風塵”瞎抓藥可惜那邊無郎中
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From: 秋天的樹 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:08 PM
米米芒果發難 老虎執筆對練勝負難分筆戰留下佳作一片
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:13 PM
金黃芒果當元寶 雪白米糠作花銀 橫批：樂觀生財
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:13 PM
虎骨敬吾父 強筋骨虎肉敬吾母 補肌肉 橫批：孝敬長輩
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:19 PM
芒果芒果芒芒果 米糠米糠米米糠 橫批：想不出了
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:23 PM
陝西虎上景陽崗顧大嫂下快活林 橫批：上下遇武松
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:23 PM
芒果枕頭思春夢 米糠墊背念舊情 橫批：繼往開來
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:28 PM
虎情長被無情誤，嘆長長虎心未被嫂心知，恨幽幽 橫批：可憐天下老虎心
From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:28 PM
茫茫果林忙忙采 密密糠田迷迷播 橫批：多種經營
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:32 PM
海南颱風芒果爛 河北冰雹米糠損 橫批：南北都遭殃
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 11:33 PM
顧大嫂發威陝西虎叫苦橫批： 武松救我！
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 11:34 PM
顧大嫂抑鬱 陝西虎心疼 橫批： 拔鬚入藥
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:35 PM
芒果肉香核太硬 米糠湯濃皮嫌糙 橫批：人要好看心要好
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:35 PM
風歌雪舞皆巧意雲紗月羞本世情
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:39 PM
顧大嫂思情陝西虎念義 橫批：情義相當
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:40 PM
春節總得打年糕 平日也須下餃子 橫批；快去舀兩勺米！
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:44 PM
老頭兒腹脹盼米湯 小孩兒肚飢望糠皮 橫批：米糠治百病
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 11:45 PM
顧大嫂抽煙陝西虎上火橫批：紙糊的，小心！
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From: 秋天的樹 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:45 PM
虎心難讀虎文好看果實好看果味迷人（米米好吃米香難忘）橫批；米果老虎
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:46 PM
新年品嘗佳餚朋友不請自來 橫批：虎酒下菜
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:48 PM
平日也須下餃子 每年按時拿紅包
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:49 PM
朋友不請自來 敵人要打才退
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 11:50 PM
陝西虎沖涼顧大嫂喊不橫批：泥捏的， 怕水！
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虎骨佳品難得虎肉好吃難咽 橫批：保護老虎
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:52 PM
吃芒果蹦牙本無情 喝米湯暖心卻有意 橫批：情意兩相知
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 11:52 PM
顧大嫂身上落蚊子陝西虎抱頭細思量 橫批：拍， 還是不拍？
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:53 PM
陝西虎怕熱顧大嫂送碳 橫批：溫暖過剩
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:55 PM
芒果剝皮才能吃 米糠篩篩方可咽 橫批：去粗取精去偽存真
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:56 PM
果實好看果味迷人 米米難尋米香撩眾
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:57 PM
微波爐煮芒果 高壓鍋蒸米糠 橫批：出來一團泥 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:59 PM
今來水版升高望不做武松非芒果 橫批：沒詞了
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:00 AM
一萬個芒果爛了 九千斤米糠餿了 橫批：扔還是不扔
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:00 AM
米糠篩篩方可咽芒果片片肯定好
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:02 AM
不做武松非芒果要打老虎才武松
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/13/2002 12:02 AM
陝西虎過河顧大嫂抽板 橫批： 看你服(浮)不服(浮)？
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:03 AM
海南溫度三十九，芒果都爛了 河北太陽不落山，米糠全餿了 橫批：熱情過度
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From: 秋天的樹 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:06 AM
虎頭虎腦一派貓咪樣子虎嘴虎牙兩行老虎爪子橫批：威風老虎
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:06 AM
九千斤米糠餿了一萬擔芒果黃金
From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:09 AM
顧大嫂抽板虎二哥扯妹
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:09 AM
米裹芒果當餃子 舌包牙齒作斧頭 橫批：看你還嘴硬
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:13 AM
河北太陽不落山，米糠全餿了上海霉雨要繼續，芒果都爛了
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:13 AM
米糠染布扯白旗 芒果串起銬腳鐐 橫批：還不快投降
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:15 AM
路邊野花不要採---陝西虎多情梁頭野燕不用親---顧大嫂擔心
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:17 AM
舌包牙齒作斧頭 有膽沒泡假惡像
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:19 AM
芒果啞巴沒了聲 米泥看呆傻了眼 橫批：於無聲處聽驚雷
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:20 AM
虎嘴虎牙兩行老虎爪子 秋樹秋葉十分情深意長
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/13/2002 12:20 AM
陝西虎適逢華南虎賈芸哥遇見賈寶玉 橫批： 看誰先叫輸(叔)！
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:21 AM
虎皮做衣 毛了虎骨入酒 化了 橫批：不經用，算了！
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/13/2002 12:23 AM
陝西虎打牌顧大嫂上桌橫批： 眾人下注賭誰輸， 我壓老虎！
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:25 AM
老老虎拜訪小老虎 土老虎碰見洋老虎 橫批：沒有叫叔（輸）的理兒
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:25 AM
青衣道士不歸寺陝西老虎不居山 橫批：不務正業
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:26 AM
米泥看呆傻了眼 老虎跺腳論輸贏
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:28 AM
顧大嫂上桌 陝西虎輸錢
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芒果當枕頭 米糠作床鋪 橫批：太難受，不要
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:32 AM
土老虎碰見洋老虎俺芒果自己摘芒果
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:33 AM
麥克肚兒煽風點火 米泥芒果迴光返照 橫批：you are either with me or against me!
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:33 AM
水版老虎小如鼠見人開倉亦不走米倉無糧百姓飢怎可招招入虎口 米米快打鼠！
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:34 AM
米糠作床鋪 虎皮當坐墊
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From: 秋天的樹 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:36 AM
杜兒搬石頭忙果兒摘芒果甜米兒收大米香橫批：香忙甜
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:37 AM
米泥芒果迴光返照老虎秋樹窮追不捨
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:37 AM
眾老虎，敲起得勝鼓 班師回床羅 米泥芒果待明天監獄造好，再把她們捉來
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:40 AM
米兒收大米香秋樹披青衣瘦（得像唐吉珂德）
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:46 AM
香米熟來芒果黃，把虎吃了聽云何？孔融不要留殘肴，馬到成功騎虎下！
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/13/2002 12:46 AM
怎麼辦？芒果咱們認輸啦？
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From: 秋天的樹 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:46 AM
老虎入山山有王芒果進貢貢成祥
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:55 AM
馬到成功騎虎下！蛇心吞象能再上？ 芒果進貢貢成祥秋樹根深深厚情
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:55 AM
什麼認輸呀寶貝，老虎他逃了的先！
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From: 秋天的樹 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:58 AM
芒果呀 米米呀！快想點子 叫老虎明兒早 費費腦子呀！
是啊是啊， 放虎歸山， 權當是保護野生動物吧
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From: 秋天的樹 Sent: 2/13/2002 1:01 AM
米國小米大米多米 老虎快接呀！
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 1:04 AM
夜深歡態狀不減老虎戰敗溜家中米米香飄水麝風芒果有興盡成夢 第101帖！！！
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 1:06 AM
米國小米大米多米少情缺情無情絕情
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From: 麥克杜爾 Sent: 2/13/2002 1:08 AM
芒果有興盡成夢老虎無義溜得快
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From: 秋天的樹 Sent: 2/13/2002 1:17 AM
老虎春夢醒遲遲水版已經翻了天芒果米米得意笑杜兒樹兒把舞跳老虎不該打盹呀！你看看世界變的快，不是你不明白。（氣歪鬍子的老虎要發威了）
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 8:34 AM
樹兒本不長芒果 麥田哪能生米糠 橫批：為啥幫她們？
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 8:41 AM
芒果強裝歡顏笑 米泥悄然傷心哭 橫批：打擊不小
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 8:51 AM
米泥勇敢要認輸 芒果膽怯怕挨打 橫批：該放棄時就放棄 （以便作戰略轉移）
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 9:02 AM
芒果金黃熟（輸）透摘米泥雪白香（降）後采 橫批：認輸投降指日可待
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 9:12 AM
芒果抓來賊滑溜 米糠入倉好幾年 橫批：遊手好閒
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 9:20 AM
果肉進肚賽良藥 米湯入口似醫生 橫批：食補勝醫補
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 9:23 AM
一次吃個大芒果，夠了！ 每夜喝碗小米粥，足亦！ 橫批：有節有恆
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 9:29 AM
滿院芒果艷陽照 遍地米糠春風吹 擺出籮筐拿鐮刀 明日虎穴果米香
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 9:41 AM
芒果害臊面通紅 米泥怕羞臉發青 橫批：面隨心生輸定了
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/13/2002 10:57 PM
老虎的裹爪布， 大家才沒興趣看， 嘿嘿
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 11:06 PM
掛虎頭，賣馬肉，呵呵
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From: 秋天的樹 Sent: 2/13/2002 11:07 PM
現在老虎好可憐 大多關在動物園 一日忽聞老虎吼 仔細一聽是只貓
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 11:11 PM
遠看是芒果 近瞧是米糕 怎麼搞混淆 油里炸得焦
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 11:18 PM
糠做餃子沒法吃 果當饅頭有點怪 橫批：誰幹的？
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From: 楓葉無邊 Sent: 2/13/2002 11:31 PM
遠看像老虎，近看是老虎。說他是老虎，就是他不吼。為什麼？
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From: 秋天的樹 Sent: 2/13/2002 11:32 PM
明開夜合樹長青老虎尾巴似寒冰米米糠粑很溫馨芒果布丁滋味新
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/13/2002 11:40 PM
“為什麼？” 紙老虎！ 同志啊， 親人啊，黨組織可找到俺們啦！
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 11:48 PM
紙作老虎沒力量 米造紙張無生氣 橫批：米是原因
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/13/2002 11:57 PM
哼， 看怎麼造得怎麼拆泥
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/14/2002 12:34 AM
芒果米泥搬救兵 救兵先要滅果米 要造房子先拆梁 老虎笑他真荒唐
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From: 楓葉無邊 Sent: 2/14/2002 10:10 AM
樂園老老虎，在山林，威風八面獸中王。他吃的是肉，他喝的是血，他穿的是斑斕皮衣裳。他站在山頭吼一吼，地球也要抖三抖！ 失樂園自從猴子變成了人，老虎的威風全沒了挖陷阱，射弓箭，土槍火槍更難防，可恨武松那匹夫，敢用拳腳把虎傷。燒了虎的山，毀了虎的林，剝了老虎的花衣裳。最後還懶老虎的DNA差。 老虎的眼淚俺老虎，換模樣，韜光養晦上海邦。俺吃不到肉，俺喝不着血，俺藏起了俺的花衣裳。俺吃芒果，俺喝米湯，老虎的臉面俺全丟光。果姐姐，米姐姐，俺老虎這廂有禮啦。
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/14/2002 10:20 AM
嘻嘻， 呵呵，哈哈， 霍霍…… 本來就是， 老虎你有什麼好“笑”的？ 舊的不去新的不來， 不拆舊梁那來新房？“拆”了泥才有料做新衣裳阿 楓葉， 最後那段是不是老虎托您給俺們捎的信兒？
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/14/2002 11:35 AM
上聯：“世界真小， 不是冤家不碰頭”下聯： 楓葉無邊， 該出手時就出手！ 橫批： 老虎， 上酒！
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/14/2002 4:50 PM
哇哈哈哈哈，歐歐！ 哦吼吼吼吼，嗨嗨！ 老虎的眼淚，西西西西！ M黨代表終於來拯救我們了
