The Truth About Men

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are

married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice

men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice

men with money think we are only after their

money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our

money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and

somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are

beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are

heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money,

are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat

nice and have some money and thank God are

heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST

MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move,

automatically lose interest in us when we take

the initiative.

NOW, WHO CAN POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like

grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep

them in the dark until they mature into something

you'd like to have dinner with.