１．　浪漫数学 ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

精明的男人＋精明的兔兔＝浪漫
Smart man + smart TUTU = romance
精明的男人＋愚蠢的兔兔＝婚姻
Smart man + dumb TUTU = marriage
愚蠢的男人＋精明的兔兔＝没门
Dumb man + smart TUTU = no way
愚蠢的男人＋愚蠢的兔兔＝朋友
Dumb man + dumb TUTU = friendship

２． 购物数学SHOPPING MATH

兔兔总是花一元钱买她需要的价值两元钱的东西
TUTU will pay $1 for a $2 item her needs.
男人总是花两元钱买兔兔不需要的价值一元钱的东西
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item that TUTU doesn't need.

３． 一般方程与统计GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

兔兔在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心
TUTU worries about the future until she gets a husband.
男人在找到一个兔兔之后才开始担心未来
A man never worries about the future until he　gets a TUTU.
成功的男人标志是，兔兔花的钱比他的妻子能够花掉的还多
A successful man is one whose TUTU spends more money than his wife can spend.
成功女人的标志是，她找到了这样一位丈夫
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

４． 幸福HAPPINESS

要想与一个男人幸福地相守，你必须对他少一份理解多一份爱
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a little and love him a lot.
要想与兔兔幸福地生活，你必须尽量多爱她，而且绝对要试图去理解她
To be happy with TUTU, you must love her a lot and try to understand her all.

５． 长寿 LONGEVITY

结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿，但是结婚的男人更多地想兔兔.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to TUTU.

６． 改变嗜好 PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

兔兔嫁给一个男人，期望着他会发生改变，然后他就变化了.
TUTU marries a man expecting he will change, and he does.
一个男人娶了兔兔，期望着她不会变化，但她却每天改变。
A man marries TUTU expecting that she won't change, but she does change every day.

７． 谈话技巧DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

兔兔在任何争论上都拥有最后的裁决权。
TUTU has the last word in any argument.
任何问题在那个男人提出来之后，就变成一场新的争论。
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

把这些话送给哪些需要乐一乐的"精明"的女人和你认为可以应付这些问题的男人。
SEND THIS TO A SO-CALLED "SMART" WOMAN WHO NEEDS A HIGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.