春节里跟俩小丫头斗春联，她们嘴硬，说我输了大家评评看。
俩丫头一个叫“芒果”，一个叫“米泥”或“米糠”。
本来想出个上联，可是想到“马”和“虎”就再也想不出了。 只能求助于各位才子才女了。 祝大家马年万事大吉！
From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 9:12 PM
偶这里没气氛，所以没“灵感” ……忽然想起明开夜合这名字本身就是一幅对联儿， 大不了再给当间儿加几个字： 明明……………………………………开夜夜……………………………………合 沾边儿的词儿偶目前就能想起一个： 夜夜笙歌
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 9:24 PM
明。。。明明明。。明。。。明天就开张 夜。。。夜夜夜。。夜。。。夜里先合计 （一个有点儿咳巴的小子叫爹在明天开新店前先合计合计营销策略） 横批：明开夜合马到成功 寓意：万事预则立不预则废，马年要先做好计划。
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 9:32 PM
终于想出来一个： 俊马奔腾买芒果猛虎飞跃购米面 横批：马马虎虎过大年
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 9:42 PM
我也想出了一个： 快马生风喜气新早持虎尾作马鞭 横批：马马虎虎过大年
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 9:44 PM
马革有用虎皮无价 横批： 还不赶紧的
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 9:47 PM
呸呸呸，偶实在是想不出词儿了 芒果那个好一些
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 9:51 PM
宝贝你的绝，再想几个啊 ！！！！对倒他这只老虎
From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 9:55 PM
知道“虎须数根儿，烧成灰，加到虎骨茶里煮煮服下”是治什么么的偏方儿么？
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 9:58 PM
梦吼午夜觉无语蒙蒙胧胧望虎笼 横批：老虎无眠
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 10:01 PM
"虎须数根儿，烧成灰，加到虎骨茶里煮煮服下”是不是治不长胡须的啊
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 10:04 PM
你这个一点点都不对仗嘛 不是的，顾大嫂生病了，老虎正急得到处求医呢
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From: 秋天的树 Sent: 2/12/2002 10:05 PM
马驰乾坤 繁华似锦虎吼水版 朋友爱听虎过马年
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 10:08 PM
还对得了仗吗，偶们不对仗乐，嘿嘿，只要还嘴就行 顾大嫂是谁呀？老虎怎么不说话了
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 10:12 PM
啊？！ 顾大嫂你都不认得？羞羞羞 ……问你家布丁去，他准知道 ……老虎没词儿了， 所以就逃走了
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 10:12 PM
我在用食品粉碎机器粉碎芒果！ 顾不上说话！#￥%￥·%……￥%—%……—·#￥%
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 10:16 PM
天！ 芒果不是你那个同学吧？布丁是不是“消防员”？
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From: 秋天的树 Sent: 2/12/2002 10:16 PM
米米和芒果说的哪个秘方是从那里听说的？如果 是好东东就要申请专利保护呀！这是个好的投资项目哟！
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 10:24 PM
西风渐静月影斜一树秋叶悔夭地为惜碧绿今夜里不知明日落谁家
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 10:37 PM
芒果喂马太浪费米糠饲虎欠营养 横批：中庸之道马虎不得
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 10:43 PM
虎皮作毯太腐败虎牙耕地伤地球 横批：着实浪费
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 10:45 PM
砸芒果捣米糠，欢欢喜喜过个年喂俊马饲猛虎，高高兴兴迎新春 横批：破旧立新
From: 秋天的树 Sent: 2/12/2002 10:51 PM
东风送暖艳阳天一只芒果独哀叹红妆无人知汝意果熟味佳待知音
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 10:52 PM
芒果有肉也有核 米糠特细又特粗 横批：小心地雷
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 10:56 PM
芒果晒干作零食米糠揉面当干粮 横批：展望未来
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 10:59 PM
芒肉香甜果核硬 米汤清淡糠皮糙 横批：趋利避害
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:00 PM
芒果小米一起捣捣成粉粉喂老虎哪知老虎尽贪吃呛得差点没呜呼
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:03 PM
海南树上采芒果 河北地里收米糠 横批：志在四芳
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:06 PM
芒肉粗糙塞虎牙 米汤清爽漱虎口 横批：有得必有失
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:07 PM
水边静居一老虎 欲解愁肠水不浓“恋恋风尘”瞎抓药可惜那边无郎中
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From: 秋天的树 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:08 PM
米米芒果发难 老虎执笔对练胜负难分笔战留下佳作一片
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:13 PM
金黄芒果当元宝 雪白米糠作花银 横批：乐观生财
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:13 PM
虎骨敬吾父 强筋骨虎肉敬吾母 补肌肉 横批：孝敬长辈
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:19 PM
芒果芒果芒芒果 米糠米糠米米糠 横批：想不出了
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:23 PM
陕西虎上景阳岗顾大嫂下快活林 横批：上下遇武松
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:23 PM
芒果枕头思春梦 米糠垫背念旧情 横批：继往开来
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:28 PM
虎情长被无情误，叹长长虎心未被嫂心知，恨幽幽 横批：可怜天下老虎心
From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:28 PM
茫茫果林忙忙采 密密糠田迷迷播 横批：多种经营
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:32 PM
海南台风芒果烂 河北冰雹米糠损 横批：南北都遭殃
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 11:33 PM
顾大嫂发威陕西虎叫苦横批： 武松救我！
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 11:34 PM
顾大嫂抑郁 陕西虎心疼 横批： 拔须入药
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:35 PM
芒果肉香核太硬 米糠汤浓皮嫌糙 横批：人要好看心要好
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:35 PM
风歌雪舞皆巧意云纱月羞本世情
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:39 PM
顾大嫂思情陕西虎念义 横批：情义相当
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:40 PM
春节总得打年糕 平日也须下饺子 横批；快去舀两勺米！
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:44 PM
老头儿腹胀盼米汤 小孩儿肚饥望糠皮 横批：米糠治百病
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 11:45 PM
顾大嫂抽烟陕西虎上火横批：纸糊的，小心！
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From: 秋天的树 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:45 PM
虎心难读虎文好看果实好看果味迷人（米米好吃米香难忘）横批；米果老虎
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:46 PM
新年品尝佳肴朋友不请自来 横批：虎酒下菜
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:48 PM
平日也须下饺子 每年按时拿红包
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:49 PM
朋友不请自来 敌人要打才退
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 11:50 PM
陕西虎冲凉顾大嫂喊不横批：泥捏的， 怕水！
From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:50 PM
虎骨佳品难得虎肉好吃难咽 横批：保护老虎
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:52 PM
吃芒果蹦牙本无情 喝米汤暖心却有意 横批：情意两相知
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/12/2002 11:52 PM
顾大嫂身上落蚊子陕西虎抱头细思量 横批：拍， 还是不拍？
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:53 PM
陕西虎怕热顾大嫂送碳 横批：温暖过剩
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:55 PM
芒果剥皮才能吃 米糠筛筛方可咽 横批：去粗取精去伪存真
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:56 PM
果实好看果味迷人 米米难寻米香撩众
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/12/2002 11:57 PM
微波炉煮芒果 高压锅蒸米糠 横批：出来一团泥 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/12/2002 11:59 PM
今来水版升高望不做武松非芒果 横批：没词了
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:00 AM
一万个芒果烂了 九千斤米糠馊了 横批：扔还是不扔
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:00 AM
米糠筛筛方可咽芒果片片肯定好
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:02 AM
不做武松非芒果要打老虎才武松
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/13/2002 12:02 AM
陕西虎过河顾大嫂抽板 横批： 看你服(浮)不服(浮)？
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:03 AM
海南温度三十九，芒果都烂了 河北太阳不落山，米糠全馊了 横批：热情过度
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From: 秋天的树 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:06 AM
虎头虎脑一派猫咪样子虎嘴虎牙两行老虎爪子横批：威风老虎
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:06 AM
九千斤米糠馊了一万担芒果黄金
From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:09 AM
顾大嫂抽板虎二哥扯妹
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:09 AM
米裹芒果当饺子 舌包牙齿作斧头 横批：看你还嘴硬
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:13 AM
河北太阳不落山，米糠全馊了上海霉雨要继续，芒果都烂了
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:13 AM
米糠染布扯白旗 芒果串起铐脚镣 横批：还不快投降
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:15 AM
路边野花不要采---陕西虎多情梁头野燕不用亲---顾大嫂担心
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:17 AM
舌包牙齿作斧头 有胆没泡假恶像
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:19 AM
芒果哑巴没了声 米泥看呆傻了眼 横批：于无声处听惊雷
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:20 AM
虎嘴虎牙两行老虎爪子 秋树秋叶十分情深意长
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/13/2002 12:20 AM
陕西虎适逢华南虎贾芸哥遇见贾宝玉 横批： 看谁先叫输(叔)！
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:21 AM
虎皮做衣 毛了虎骨入酒 化了 横批：不经用，算了！
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/13/2002 12:23 AM
陕西虎打牌顾大嫂上桌横批： 众人下注赌谁输， 我压老虎！
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:25 AM
老老虎拜访小老虎 土老虎碰见洋老虎 横批：没有叫叔（输）的理儿
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:25 AM
青衣道士不归寺陕西老虎不居山 横批：不务正业
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:26 AM
米泥看呆傻了眼 老虎跺脚论输赢
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:28 AM
顾大嫂上桌 陕西虎输钱
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芒果当枕头 米糠作床铺 横批：太难受，不要
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:32 AM
土老虎碰见洋老虎俺芒果自己摘芒果
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:33 AM
麦克肚儿煽风点火 米泥芒果回光返照 横批：you are either with me or against me!
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:33 AM
水版老虎小如鼠见人开仓亦不走米仓无粮百姓饥怎可招招入虎口 米米快打鼠！
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:34 AM
米糠作床铺 虎皮当坐垫
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From: 秋天的树 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:36 AM
杜儿搬石头忙果儿摘芒果甜米儿收大米香横批：香忙甜
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:37 AM
米泥芒果回光返照老虎秋树穷追不舍
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 12:37 AM
众老虎，敲起得胜鼓 班师回床罗 米泥芒果待明天监狱造好，再把她们捉来
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:40 AM
米儿收大米香秋树披青衣瘦（得像唐吉珂德）
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:46 AM
香米熟来芒果黄，把虎吃了听云何？孔融不要留残肴，马到成功骑虎下！
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/13/2002 12:46 AM
怎么办？芒果咱们认输啦？
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From: 秋天的树 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:46 AM
老虎入山山有王芒果进贡贡成祥
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:55 AM
马到成功骑虎下！蛇心吞象能再上？ 芒果进贡贡成祥秋树根深深厚情
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:55 AM
什么认输呀宝贝，老虎他逃了的先！
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From: 秋天的树 Sent: 2/13/2002 12:58 AM
芒果呀 米米呀！快想点子 叫老虎明儿早 费费脑子呀！
是啊是啊， 放虎归山， 权当是保护野生动物吧
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From: 秋天的树 Sent: 2/13/2002 1:01 AM
米国小米大米多米 老虎快接呀！
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 1:04 AM
夜深欢态状不减老虎战败溜家中米米香飘水麝风芒果有兴尽成梦 第101帖！！！
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 1:06 AM
米国小米大米多米少情缺情无情绝情
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From: 麦克杜尔 Sent: 2/13/2002 1:08 AM
芒果有兴尽成梦老虎无义溜得快
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From: 秋天的树 Sent: 2/13/2002 1:17 AM
老虎春梦醒迟迟水版已经翻了天芒果米米得意笑杜儿树儿把舞跳老虎不该打盹呀！你看看世界变的快，不是你不明白。（气歪胡子的老虎要发威了）
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 8:34 AM
树儿本不长芒果 麦田哪能生米糠 横批：为啥帮她们？
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 8:41 AM
芒果强装欢颜笑 米泥悄然伤心哭 横批：打击不小
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 8:51 AM
米泥勇敢要认输 芒果胆怯怕挨打 横批：该放弃时就放弃 （以便作战略转移）
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 9:02 AM
芒果金黄熟（输）透摘米泥雪白香（降）后采 横批：认输投降指日可待
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 9:12 AM
芒果抓来贼滑溜 米糠入仓好几年 横批：游手好闲
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 9:20 AM
果肉进肚赛良药 米汤入口似医生 横批：食补胜医补
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 9:23 AM
一次吃个大芒果，够了！ 每夜喝碗小米粥，足亦！ 横批：有节有恒
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 9:29 AM
满院芒果艳阳照 遍地米糠春风吹 摆出箩筐拿镰刀 明日虎穴果米香
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 9:41 AM
芒果害臊面通红 米泥怕羞脸发青 横批：面随心生输定了
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/13/2002 10:57 PM
老虎的裹爪布， 大家才没兴趣看， 嘿嘿
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/13/2002 11:06 PM
挂虎头，卖马肉，呵呵
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From: 秋天的树 Sent: 2/13/2002 11:07 PM
现在老虎好可怜 大多关在动物园 一日忽闻老虎吼 仔细一听是只猫
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 11:11 PM
远看是芒果 近瞧是米糕 怎么搞混淆 油里炸得焦
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 11:18 PM
糠做饺子没法吃 果当馒头有点怪 横批：谁干的？
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From: 枫叶无边 Sent: 2/13/2002 11:31 PM
远看像老虎，近看是老虎。说他是老虎，就是他不吼。为什么？
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From: 秋天的树 Sent: 2/13/2002 11:32 PM
明开夜合树长青老虎尾巴似寒冰米米糠粑很温馨芒果布丁滋味新
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/13/2002 11:40 PM
“为什么？” 纸老虎！ 同志啊， 亲人啊，党组织可找到俺们啦！
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/13/2002 11:48 PM
纸作老虎没力量 米造纸张无生气 横批：米是原因
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/13/2002 11:57 PM
哼， 看怎么造得怎么拆泥
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From: shanxitiger Sent: 2/14/2002 12:34 AM
芒果米泥搬救兵 救兵先要灭果米 要造房子先拆梁 老虎笑他真荒唐
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From: 枫叶无边 Sent: 2/14/2002 10:10 AM
乐园老老虎，在山林，威风八面兽中王。他吃的是肉，他喝的是血，他穿的是斑斓皮衣裳。他站在山头吼一吼，地球也要抖三抖！ 失乐园自从猴子变成了人，老虎的威风全没了挖陷阱，射弓箭，土枪火枪更难防，可恨武松那匹夫，敢用拳脚把虎伤。烧了虎的山，毁了虎的林，剥了老虎的花衣裳。最后还懒老虎的DNA差。 老虎的眼泪俺老虎，换模样，韬光养晦上海邦。俺吃不到肉，俺喝不着血，俺藏起了俺的花衣裳。俺吃芒果，俺喝米汤，老虎的脸面俺全丢光。果姐姐，米姐姐，俺老虎这厢有礼啦。
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/14/2002 10:20 AM
嘻嘻， 呵呵，哈哈， 霍霍…… 本来就是， 老虎你有什么好“笑”的？ 旧的不去新的不来， 不拆旧梁那来新房？“拆”了泥才有料做新衣裳阿 枫叶， 最后那段是不是老虎托您给俺们捎的信儿？
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From: Minnie Sent: 2/14/2002 11:35 AM
上联：“世界真小， 不是冤家不碰头”下联： 枫叶无边， 该出手时就出手！ 横批： 老虎， 上酒！
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From: 芒 果 Sent: 2/14/2002 4:50 PM
哇哈哈哈哈，欧欧！ 哦吼吼吼吼，嗨嗨！ 老虎的眼泪，西西西西！ M党代表终于来拯救我们了
