Ft! 居然有人不相信路邊社的報道，說是捏造？We are decent newsmakers!
下面附上AP的原文報道。AP太八股了，這樣如何能贏得讀者呢？

AUBURN HILLS, Mich. (AP) … Green is a season-ticket holder and will be banned from The Palace.
底特律警方稱，經過反覆察看錄像，查明用一瓶飲料襲擊阿泰斯特的人是住在鮮花盛開的村莊（Bloomfield）的綠約翰（John Green）先生。綠約翰先生獲得了奧本山宮贈送的金鑰匙，從此每當他接近奧本山宮時，警報就會大作。

(AP) … “I'm sure the NBA players that got involved in it wish it xxxxx happened, the fans wished that it had xxxxx happened”
獲贈金鑰匙的綠約翰先生興高采烈地說：“我肯定NBA球員們希望發生，球迷也希望發生些熱鬧。我等球迷到這裡來，不就是看熱鬧嗎？”
*路邊社註：綠先生的發言中本來有幾個never，因為never是本社的過濾詞，所以被自動過濾掉了，但這完全不影響原文的意思。

(AP) … “Even if someone did throw water, you don't have a license or a green light to punch them.''
檢察官Gorcyca先生稱，目前尚無起訴無論是球員還是觀眾的計劃，因為他們的行為，從犯罪學的角度來看，都太小兒科了。他說：“區區一隻無制導的塑料瓶的襲擊，並不能使阿泰斯特先生自動獲得License to kill.”

(AP) Larry Brown will miss the team's next two games after doctors advised him traveling could put him at risk for complications following recent hip surgery.
活塞隊發言人稱，主教練布朗先生也受到了襲擊，以致不克出席活塞隊的下兩場客場比賽。據查襲擊布朗先生的是他的外科醫生，被襲擊的位置是布朗先生的控球後衛（PG）。

(AP) Stern was asked if he thought some sort of barrier could be constructed between the stands and the court. “Basketball players are called 'cagers' because the games used to be played behind cages. It would not be my plan.”
NBA發言人稱，第一把手大衛斯特恩先生斷然拒絕了在球場中部設置一隻大鳥籠的建議。斯特恩先生問道：“這是神馬鳥人的建議？”