棒球 不成文的規則

1 Never put the tying or go-ahead run on base.
沒事誰想放人上壘啊?

2 Play for the tie at home, go for the victory on the road.
咋跟足球正好相反?

3 Don't hit and run with an 0-2 count.
規定了再打, 那還叫游擊隊?

4 Don't play the infield in early in the game.
剛開場人都有勁,打得遠, IN 也沒用.

5 Never make the first or third out at third.
那就到本壘被殺

6 Never steal when you're two or more runs down.
兩分就放心啦?

7 Don't steal when you're well ahead.
都想着回家, 誰還有勁跑?

8 Don't steal third with two outs.
那不正是梁羽生常說的敵人意想不到的方位?

9 Don't bunt for a hit when you need a sacrifice.
能碰到場內就不錯了, 哪有許多講究.

10 Never throw behind the runner.
要在他前面還用扔?

11 Left and right fielders concede everything to center fielder.
那他不累死?

12 Never give up a home run on an 0-2 count.
其他時候隨便給本壘打.

13 Never let the score influence the way you manage.
凡是先發投手, 不管丟幾分, 不到5局不下來. 大比分領先落後也不換替補.

14 Don't go against the percentages.
那就專門用左手投給右手, 右手投給左手.

15 Take a strike when your club is behind in a ballgame.
領先就可以胡亂揮棒啦

16 Leadoff hitter must be a base stealer. Designated hitter must be a power hitter.
跟沒說差不多.

17 Never give an intentional walk if first base is occupied.
如果007打擊, 想保送也要裝一裝

18 With runners in scoring position and first base open, walk the number eight hitter to get to the pitcher.
對方是BABE RUTH在投球啊!

19 In rundown situations, always run the runner back toward the base from which he came.
乾脆誰也不跑, 站在那, 看跑壘的夾在中間咋辦.

20 If you play for one run, that's all you'll get.
贏一分不算贏, 只算好運.

21 Don't bunt with a power hitter up.
他今天沒帶藥罐

22 Don't take the bat out of your best hitter's hands by sacrificing in front of him.
立功的機會也要讓點給別人

23 Only use your bullpen stopper in late-inning situations.
用早了還叫CLOSER?

24 Don't use your stopper in a tie game - only when you're ahead.
那時他心不在焉, 多半輸球.

25 Hit behind the runner at first.
最好不要一壘有人, 動不動就雙殺.

26 If one of your players gets knocked down by a pitch, retaliate.
好漢吃不得眼前虧

27 Hit the ball where it's pitched.
球不在, 還打啥?

28 A manager should remain detached from his players.
他要穿不一樣的衣服不就好認了?

29 Never mention a no-hitter while it's in progress.
說不得說不得

30 With a right-hander on the mound, don't walk a right-handed hitter to pitch to a left-handed hitter.
不會換人嗎? 且和第14條矛盾.

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這種另解的咚咚還是要大汗或稀飯來寫好玩.