O'Neal arrived in the cab of a semi-tractor, pulling a trailer with the words "Diesel Power" on the side.
O胖乘一台18-wheeler大卡車而來，被中文媒體翻譯成：“豪華加長型Limo”，倒。

"I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president, Hail to the Chief."
“當我轟隆隆開過來時（O胖想象自己為一台18-wheeler.），對老婆說，看偶象不像總統？向大總統致敬！”

On coach Stan Van Gundy: " When I was playing for the Lakers, I got tired of Coach Van Gundy yelling, 'Three seconds! Three seconds!' Now I'll get to hear Coach Van Gundy yell, 'They're fouling him! They're fouling him!"'
對教練老范：偶在糊人時，老聽到老范大叫：“三秒！O胖又三秒了！”現在偶將會聽到他喊：“犯規！他們又對O胖犯規了！”

On his preference for being traded to the Heat: "I saw a guy outside my window one night in black. He knocked on the window and said, 'Come to Miami.' It was Coach Riley. He broke into my development, stole a patrol car and found my house."
怎樣被交易到熱火：偶看到一個穿夜行衣的傢伙，敲着偶家窗戶說：“到邁阿密來！”原來是萊利教練，他侵入偶的社區，偷了一輛警車並找到了偶家。

On buying a home in South Florida: "I will be walking naked on the beach. If you take pictures of me naked on the beach, don't sell them to the Enquirer unless I get 15 percent."
在海邊買房子：偶將在海灘上裸奔，如果你要給偶照相賣了錢，你可要分給偶百分之十五。

On his weight, now at 340 pounds: "I play my best ball at 345. I need my meat, because I'm going to take a beating. If you put a guy in front of me who eats salad and cucumber and baked chicken all day, I'll kill him."
體重340磅太重？偶在345磅時才是打得最好的時候，偶要吃狠多肉，因為偶要狠揍他們。如果你放一個整天吃雞肉沙拉和酸黃瓜的傢伙在偶面前，偶滅他沒商量。

O'Neal said he appreciates the way he has been embraced by the city of Miami. "That has nothing to do with basketball," he said. "That's just because I'm sexy."
為何在邁阿密如此受歡迎：“這與籃球毫無關係，”他說，“只是因為偶太性感了。”

O'Neal referred to himself as "the Millennium Goliath, I've come down here to take care of business, win a championship, play basketball, That's all I've come down here to do."
最後O胖嚴肅了一下：偶乃黃金時代之巨人，偶到這裡來有正事。打籃球，贏冠軍，這才是偶正經要做地。