Ft! 居然有人不相信路边社的报道，说是捏造？We are decent newsmakers!
下面附上AP的原文报道。AP太八股了，这样如何能赢得读者呢？

AUBURN HILLS, Mich. (AP) … Green is a season-ticket holder and will be banned from The Palace.
底特律警方称，经过反复察看录像，查明用一瓶饮料袭击阿泰斯特的人是住在鲜花盛开的村庄（Bloomfield）的绿约翰（John Green）先生。绿约翰先生获得了奥本山宫赠送的金钥匙，从此每当他接近奥本山宫时，警报就会大作。

(AP) … “I'm sure the NBA players that got involved in it wish it xxxxx happened, the fans wished that it had xxxxx happened”
获赠金钥匙的绿约翰先生兴高采烈地说：“我肯定NBA球员们希望发生，球迷也希望发生些热闹。我等球迷到这里来，不就是看热闹吗？”
*路边社注：绿先生的发言中本来有几个never，因为never是本社的过滤词，所以被自动过滤掉了，但这完全不影响原文的意思。

(AP) … “Even if someone did throw water, you don't have a license or a green light to punch them.''
检察官Gorcyca先生称，目前尚无起诉无论是球员还是观众的计划，因为他们的行为，从犯罪学的角度来看，都太小儿科了。他说：“区区一只无制导的塑料瓶的袭击，并不能使阿泰斯特先生自动获得License to kill.”

(AP) Larry Brown will miss the team's next two games after doctors advised him traveling could put him at risk for complications following recent hip surgery.
活塞队发言人称，主教练布朗先生也受到了袭击，以致不克出席活塞队的下两场客场比赛。据查袭击布朗先生的是他的外科医生，被袭击的位置是布朗先生的控球后卫（PG）。

(AP) Stern was asked if he thought some sort of barrier could be constructed between the stands and the court. “Basketball players are called 'cagers' because the games used to be played behind cages. It would not be my plan.”
NBA发言人称，第一把手大卫斯特恩先生断然拒绝了在球场中部设置一只大鸟笼的建议。斯特恩先生问道：“这是神马鸟人的建议？”