有一天他又碰到石头了，他知道石头中文狠菜，所以用英文来扁石头。

Man: Good dog day's (好????). How are you ? how old are you? (怎么是你，怎么老是你?)

石头：我还好啦, 不过你的英文好像有点问题呀？

Man: It has ball thing with you! (关你球事!) Sun after you don't bird me, I don't bird you. (日后你不鸟我，我也不鸟你)。

石头：可是别人也这么说呀。

Man: Love his mother who who who. (爱他妈谁谁谁。) Where cool where you stay! (哪凉快哪待着去！)

石头：说话要有礼貌一点。

Man: I have 5 talks, 4 beautiful 3 lovers. (我五讲四美三热爱). My English is how pass you. (我的英文好过你。)

石头：Are you serious? No, you are kidding.

Man: 你是希尔维斯吗？不，你是奇丁。My English how bull how? (我的英文好不好？)

石头：太棒了，那你知道谁是金正日吗？

Man: The king who is f**king is the son of the king who has already been f**ked! (金正日是金日成的儿子！)

Just kidding, no bad feeling! Hoho!