浪漫数学
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

精明的男人＋精明的女人＝浪漫

Smart man + smart woman = romance

精明的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝私通

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

愚蠢的男人＋精明的女人＝婚姻

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

愚蠢的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝怀孕

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

购物数学
SHOPPING MATH

男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元钱的东西

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

女人总是花一元钱买她不需要的价值两元钱的东西

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

一般方程与统计 (I)
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

一般方程与统计 (II)
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

成功的男人标志是，挣的钱比他的妻子能够花掉的还多

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

成功女人的标志是，她找到了这样一位丈夫

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

幸福
HAPPINESS

要想与一个男人幸福地相守，你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱 To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

要想与一个女人幸福地生活，你必须尽量多爱她，而绝不要试图去理解她 To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

长寿
LONGEVITY

结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿，但是结婚的男人更多地想到去死

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

改变嗜好

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

女人嫁给一个男人，期望着他会发生改变，但他并没有变化 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

男人娶一个女人，期望着她不会变化，但她却改变了。 A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

谈话技巧

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

女人在任何争论上都拥有最后的裁决权。

A woman has the last word in any argument.

任何问题在男人提出来之后，就变成一场新的争论。

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.