O'Neal arrived in the cab of a semi-tractor, pulling a trailer with the words "Diesel Power" on the side.
O胖乘一台18-wheeler大卡车而来，被中文媒体翻译成：“豪华加长型Limo”，倒。

"I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president, Hail to the Chief."
“当我轰隆隆开过来时（O胖想象自己为一台18-wheeler.），对老婆说，看偶象不像总统？向大总统致敬！”

On coach Stan Van Gundy: " When I was playing for the Lakers, I got tired of Coach Van Gundy yelling, 'Three seconds! Three seconds!' Now I'll get to hear Coach Van Gundy yell, 'They're fouling him! They're fouling him!"'
对教练老范：偶在糊人时，老听到老范大叫：“三秒！O胖又三秒了！”现在偶将会听到他喊：“犯规！他们又对O胖犯规了！”

On his preference for being traded to the Heat: "I saw a guy outside my window one night in black. He knocked on the window and said, 'Come to Miami.' It was Coach Riley. He broke into my development, stole a patrol car and found my house."
怎样被交易到热火：偶看到一个穿夜行衣的家伙，敲着偶家窗户说：“到迈阿密来！”原来是莱利教练，他侵入偶的社区，偷了一辆警车并找到了偶家。

On buying a home in South Florida: "I will be walking naked on the beach. If you take pictures of me naked on the beach, don't sell them to the Enquirer unless I get 15 percent."
在海边买房子：偶将在海滩上裸奔，如果你要给偶照相卖了钱，你可要分给偶百分之十五。

On his weight, now at 340 pounds: "I play my best ball at 345. I need my meat, because I'm going to take a beating. If you put a guy in front of me who eats salad and cucumber and baked chicken all day, I'll kill him."
体重340磅太重？偶在345磅时才是打得最好的时候，偶要吃狠多肉，因为偶要狠揍他们。如果你放一个整天吃鸡肉沙拉和酸黄瓜的家伙在偶面前，偶灭他没商量。

O'Neal said he appreciates the way he has been embraced by the city of Miami. "That has nothing to do with basketball," he said. "That's just because I'm sexy."
为何在迈阿密如此受欢迎：“这与篮球毫无关系，”他说，“只是因为偶太性感了。”

O'Neal referred to himself as "the Millennium Goliath, I've come down here to take care of business, win a championship, play basketball, That's all I've come down here to do."
最后O胖严肃了一下：偶乃黄金时代之巨人，偶到这里来有正事。打篮球，赢冠军，这才是偶正经要做地。