有一天他又碰到石頭了，他知道石頭中文狠菜，所以用英文來扁石頭。

Man: Good dog day's (好????). How are you ? how old are you? (怎麼是你，怎麼老是你?)

石頭：我還好啦, 不過你的英文好像有點問題呀？

Man: It has ball thing with you! (關你球事!) Sun after you don't bird me, I don't bird you. (日後你不鳥我，我也不鳥你)。

石頭：可是別人也這麼說呀。

Man: Love his mother who who who. (愛他媽誰誰誰。) Where cool where you stay! (哪涼快哪待着去！)

石頭：說話要有禮貌一點。

Man: I have 5 talks, 4 beautiful 3 lovers. (我五講四美三熱愛). My English is how pass you. (我的英文好過你。)

石頭：Are you serious? No, you are kidding.

Man: 你是希爾維斯嗎？不，你是奇丁。My English how bull how? (我的英文好不好？)

石頭：太棒了，那你知道誰是金正日嗎？

Man: The king who is f**king is the son of the king who has already been f**ked! (金正日是金日成的兒子！)

Just kidding, no bad feeling! Hoho!