浪漫數學
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

精明的男人＋精明的女人＝浪漫

Smart man + smart woman = romance

精明的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝私通

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

愚蠢的男人＋精明的女人＝婚姻

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

愚蠢的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝懷孕

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

購物數學
SHOPPING MATH

男人總是花兩元錢買他需要的價值一元錢的東西

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

女人總是花一元錢買她不需要的價值兩元錢的東西

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

一般方程與統計 (I)
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

女人在找到一個丈夫之前總是為未來擔心

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

男人在找到一個妻子之後才開始擔心未來 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

一般方程與統計 (II)
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

成功的男人標誌是，掙的錢比他的妻子能夠花掉的還多

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

成功女人的標誌是，她找到了這樣一位丈夫

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

幸福
HAPPINESS

要想與一個男人幸福地相守，你必須對他多一份理解少一份愛 To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

要想與一個女人幸福地生活，你必須儘量多愛她，而絕不要試圖去理解她 To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

長壽
LONGEVITY

結婚的男人比獨身的男人長壽，但是結婚的男人更多地想到去死

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

改變嗜好

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

女人嫁給一個男人，期望着他會發生改變，但他並沒有變化 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

男人娶一個女人，期望着她不會變化，但她卻改變了。 A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

談話技巧

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

女人在任何爭論上都擁有最後的裁決權。

A woman has the last word in any argument.

任何問題在男人提出來之後，就變成一場新的爭論。

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.