幾枚英文笑話 |
送交者: 信天游 2015年11月12日03:56:07 於 [笑林之聲] 發送悄悄話 |
"Hello,doctor, was my operation a success?" "Sorry mate, my name's Saint Peter." (“適所施療或可痊我?祈太醫明告。”“歉哉!吾非太醫,聖彼得也。”)
2: "What is a cow after it is five years old?" "I don't know." "Six years old." (“牛五歲將何變?”“不知也。”“六歲矣。”)
3: Did you hear about the glowworm that died trying to make love to a lighted cigar? (傳螢火之蟲有爭交初燃卷艾而斃者,亦事之奇爾。)
4: Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. (事既可翌,莫爭今朝。)
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