In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner dressed as man. (关键词是enter，怎么进？）

In a Tokyo bar: Special drinks for the ladies with nuts. (right, definitely not all ladies have the nuts)

In Copenhagen airport: We will take your bags and send them in all directions. (ok, I'll keep my bag)

In a Moscow hotel: If this is your first visit to Russia, you are welcome to it. (第二次呢？）

In an Oslo lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.（多虑啦，人家也宁愿去医院生）