閒的，到處看各大學的英文主頁，其中發現西安交大校長鄭南寧先生的英語最強

http://www.xjtu.edu.cn:8080/en/aboutxjtu/

呵呵，笑得肚子痛，整個行文幼稚可笑，尤其這段，太強了，是發明還是仿製？不會這也分不清吧？還院士。
The people of Xi'an Jiaotong University invented the first dynamo, the first radio-station, the first diesel, the first Chinese typewriter in China...

還有下面這段，什麼叫school-running tradition? 叫人丈二和尚啊。行文也是狗屁不通，唉，中國這院士啊
Xi'an Jiaotong University will keep on the school-running tradition and school-running feature of high starting point, thick foundation, strict requirement and stressing practice, carry forward the school style of loving China and our university, pursuing truths, being diligent and steady and hard work and plain living, choose the training students as the center, teachers as the subject, administer by law, standardize management and build itself into world famous and high level university.