闲的，到处看各大学的英文主页，其中发现西安交大校长郑南宁先生的英语最强

http://www.xjtu.edu.cn:8080/en/aboutxjtu/

呵呵，笑得肚子痛，整个行文幼稚可笑，尤其这段，太强了，是发明还是仿制？不会这也分不清吧？还院士。
The people of Xi'an Jiaotong University invented the first dynamo, the first radio-station, the first diesel, the first Chinese typewriter in China...

还有下面这段，什么叫school-running tradition? 叫人丈二和尚啊。行文也是狗屁不通，唉，中国这院士啊
Xi'an Jiaotong University will keep on the school-running tradition and school-running feature of high starting point, thick foundation, strict requirement and stressing practice, carry forward the school style of loving China and our university, pursuing truths, being diligent and steady and hard work and plain living, choose the training students as the center, teachers as the subject, administer by law, standardize management and build itself into world famous and high level university.